Gemmill

They get a thank you from me, and nothing more. No way am I paying someone a quid to put soap on my hands ffs.

Aye I can't stand that either. I can't stand toilet monkeys. And no, that's not racist!

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley?

By the way, JJ is a dirty great hairy Scotsman, so I can well appreciate his lass's concerns at his toilet habits!

Voted yes btw. Always.

We've done this one before and FILTHBAG Bridget admitted she doesn't bother after a wee. Urgh! Stinker!

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please.

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals.

By the way, I'd forgotten until I re-read that thread about Dotbum's sit-down wees.

Short and to the point. But correct.

Such a grumpy bear!

Sweet dreams of hay bails, coider and gingham!

Starting threads when she should be PMing people. THAT'S what she's doing! Tsk.

"Oi luvs 'im more than oi loikes hay bails, oi does!" She likes getting bollocked really. And what's more she knows it's good for her to be kept in check from time to time.

You dont do any work though.... Beside the point.

Je n'aime Rick Parfitt pas

You can PM two people at once man woman man (oooo pervy threesome )! I'm not buying the been at work all night excuse either - I don't expect special dispensation when I get home on a night having worked all day. So shut it.

Just do as you're told and put it down, McGroin. It looks wrong when the seat's left up anyway - FACT!

Tut tut tbh.

PMs tbh.

The incredulity on that thread at the suggestion that it's possible to go to the toilet without slashing all over the floor, man. We've got some right mongs on here! I got dubbed "Mr. Hand-Eye co-ordination" for not pittling all over the place ffs.

Who calls a kid Dustin?

If I recall correctly, Matt's house had a rancid floorboard next to the toilet, which was the result of him and his dad pissing all over it.

Mr. Belding would be APPALLED.