Gemmill

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals.

By the way, I'd forgotten until I re-read that thread about Dotbum's sit-down wees.

Short and to the point. But correct.

Such a grumpy bear!

Sweet dreams of hay bails, coider and gingham!

Starting threads when she should be PMing people. THAT'S what she's doing! Tsk.

"Oi luvs 'im more than oi loikes hay bails, oi does!" She likes getting bollocked really. And what's more she knows it's good for her to be kept in check from time to time.

You dont do any work though.... Beside the point.

Je n'aime Rick Parfitt pas

You can PM two people at once man woman man (oooo pervy threesome )! I'm not buying the been at work all night excuse either - I don't expect special dispensation when I get home on a night having worked all day. So shut it.

Just do as you're told and put it down, McGroin. It looks wrong when the seat's left up anyway - FACT!

Tut tut tbh.

PMs tbh.

The incredulity on that thread at the suggestion that it's possible to go to the toilet without slashing all over the floor, man. We've got some right mongs on here! I got dubbed "Mr. Hand-Eye co-ordination" for not pittling all over the place ffs.

Who calls a kid Dustin?

If I recall correctly, Matt's house had a rancid floorboard next to the toilet, which was the result of him and his dad pissing all over it.

Mr. Belding would be APPALLED.

http://captainftp.xdsnet.de/ Excuse me!

I use Captain FTP. Do I sound like I know what I'm on about?

Stegna mare woor lass thinks it's in Faliraki, doing her coco, imagines we will be humping like dogs in the street. Not a pretty sight Don't bother G man The thought of you humping in the streets is making me want to poke my mind's eye out.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits. They've won a trophy in the last 10 years though, which puts them above us in a 'goal difference' scenario. Not that trophies seem to mean owt to LM like, in these sorts of arguments. "Do you or do you not think that it was a good idea to sell Craig Bellamy" is how he'll react to this.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits.

I put the seat back down if I go for a slash like. Not because anyone has told me to, but because it looks minging with the seat left up and it takes me all of half a second to put it back down. Also, we've had this one before, but anyone that can't go to the bog without pissing all over the seat/floor has got something wrong with them. And anyone who pisses all over the seat/floor and doesn't do anything about it is a filthy twat. That is all.

I want to watch Old School again too. Mindless, but funny.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. After taking control of their own oil I believe the Scottish may be able to fend for themselves. Of course Britain may be f*cked without the Scottish contingent in the army. You'll all be starving man. It'll be a third world country within a year. Oil will be the least of your concerns. Bit of a clue there. Reserves used up in a year once the vegetable oil ran out, trying to deep fry rats and stuff. That's when the concert would have to take place. I can just see them running the VT on the big screens at the concerts actually. Fields of desperately skinny people with their shellsuits hanging off them, lying on a sea of crushed Irn Bru cans, staring beseechingly into the cameras. Little stick legs emerging from dirty kilts. Or they could export their huge reserves of clean drinking water to the south of England. Nationalise the very lucrative spring water trades. Take advantage of the huge amounts of farm land available. Not to mention the alternative power surces available that Scotland could tap which the English don't want to. All of the above would require them actually working. Not gonna happen.