Gemmill

DJs vs Accountants is no contest tbh. The H-Dawg, Herbert Cornfeld would bust any DJ's ass.

I'm serious. I've done about 20 minutes worth, and I've probably got another 5 minutes of this one task to do. It's definitely helped.

Says the man who does sums for a living And if anyone gave me a standing ovation or shouted "Reconcile us another phat one, Scott" when my accounts balanced, I'd tell them to get a grip. The only people who take the piss out of DJ's are jealous DJ wannabes - FACTASCRATCHTASTIC! It's a common known fact that DJ's are about the coolest people on the planet. Anybody who wants to be a DJ can be one tbh. Piece of piss. Wiki-wiki-FACT!

Half 4 finish here. I'm gonna do some stuff for a bit and see if time speeds up any.

Aye, we have proper coding set up for our smilies on here man! N-O-Mong.gif

1:45 man. What is up with time?!

That's true. Mind there's 25% on here that don't wash their hands after a wee, and 8% who don't bother after a crap. On reflection the latter is a bannable offence surely.

It means you've been reamed by Zorro.

We should get Craig to fix it so that their names are in a different colour font on the memberlist. That way we can memorise them and we'll just know to be wary when we're even chatting to them on here.

We should have different danger alert levels at pissups too. Brown Alert for any known shitters that don't wash their hands. Yellow alert for the "my cock's clean" brigade.

Says the man who does sums for a living And if anyone gave me a standing ovation or shouted "Reconcile us another phat one, Scott" when my accounts balanced, I'd tell them to get a grip.

Renton, you should write this down, make a few copies, laminate them, and we'll all have one. That way we know who not to accept drinks or handshakes or any human contact from.

I think everyone that goes to the pissups might be ok, barring Bridget. Although shinton hasn't really said anything definitive on what he does, and I did shake hands with him last Sunday.

In fact I think this could become known as The Fundamental Work Problem. Isn't this what all work is all about? Skiving shirley? That's the Fundamental Theorem for Surviving The Workplace.

In fact I think this could become known as The Fundamental Work Problem. Isn't this what all work is all about?

:lol: I'm sure I found that much funnier than it is. I think it's cos I pictured Alex with all soot on his face with hair on a wall behind him.

I've got loads of stuff to do, but it's all so mind-numbing that I can't face any of it, even though I know it would pass the afternoon quicker but it might kill me in the process. What a conundrum.

You tit!

It's not even one o clock yet. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE????

Don't worry Sammy. Both my cock and my hands are clean. I didn't think for a second you were suggesting otherwise. Alex, how is hoy noy broyn coy land? Have you met anyone that does as good a Northern Irish accent as Sammy yet?

Urgh, na. Couldn't do it. Besides there's always a queue of people outside. And I mean literally RIGHT outside the cubicle. You must be able to see a collection of people's feet stood right outside. How are you meant to shit under that sort of pressure?? I can never understand when I see people waiting for a shit at halftime. How many shits a day would you need to be doing to want to time one for half time at the match?!

You poo at the match! Urgh!

Fishy teeth!

What was the verdict on your shoulder anyway?

??????????? A bloke lies in the gap underneath and a bird sits on the seat. The elastic seat allows her to bounce up and down with ease. Eh? I still don't see the need? Imagine your lass was as fat and lazy as you. Have you got it now?