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??????????? A bloke lies in the gap underneath and a bird sits on the seat. The elastic seat allows her to bounce up and down with ease. Eh? I still don't see the need? Imagine your lass was as fat and lazy as you. Have you got it now?

Is it for cacking on people. By the way, peasepud, these are guesses. How on earth can you see something like that and know what it is, you sick individual?!

If peaspud knows what it is it must be something dirty. Is it a fisting chair?

I'm not talking about watching it at work, you retard! I can get away with the internet, but I think watching movies might be pushing it a bit.

Right, I've got Flightplan to watch - put it on my Screenselect list then forgot to take it off when everyone on here said it was really shit. So my question is: Is it that bad that I'm better off just putting it straight back in the post without watching it, or can I get away with it as a mindless way to pass two hours?

In the showers afterwards trying out a new reacharound technique tbh. A man of your size shouldn't be engaging in physical activity without a doctor present anyway. I'll not rise to the bait. I'm off to a walk in centre now as my arm feels paralysed. You probably fell asleep on it and killed it tbh.

I no longer consider it debating tbh. He's a broken man, and his entire reason for being has been shredded. I'm just prodding him to see if he has ANYTHING left.

In the showers afterwards trying out a new reacharound technique tbh. A man of your size shouldn't be engaging in physical activity without a doctor present anyway.

Sounds like man flu. Good luck, brother.

I'm with Radgina like. Having worked on a specialist DJ night in a nightclub for a few years, and listened to different DJs play the same shit in the same order week after week after week, cheered on by sycophantic knobheads.....horrendous. Cheering a bloke for correctly mixing two records into one another? Fuck me. Well done mate, you are truly the king of the stylus.

All the more reason for you to be entertaining us, Jonathan.

It's Friday! Where's your crunchie feeling? Is someone going to post something to make this day go quicker or we're still gonna be sat here at what feels like next Tuesday, waiting for the clock to tick over to home time? Get it sorted.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits. no. Joint 5th between 1998 and 2005. I thought you did figures ????? As I explained, Ellis took control of Villa when they had won the League and European Cup. Now they are where exactly, and how well have they done in the 26 - TWENTY SIX - years since exactly ? In answer to the first question - as unlike others I don;t delibrately ignore questions - I have never said at any time that Doug Ellis was the only chairman of any club worse than ours, in fact I have named numerous clubs without hardly drawing breath. Of course, these posts are based on fact, not fiction. Like others do. My "silly" 5th best is a fact. You show me where we aren't the 5th best ? And tell me the clubs that have qualified for europe more than us over the last decade, other than the top 4 ? PS. In answer to the first post, you are being a bit presumptious. What gives you any reason to presume this Yank is going to be better than even Ellis ? He might be a right wanker. And he has made his first mistake already IMO, by offering O'Neill a 6 year contract. I wouldn't do that with any manager, bar perhaps Wenger. I would have offered it to Ferguson, but not now because of his age. I would like to see your reaction if Newcastle offered a manager a 6 year contract, based on an obscure track record, like O'Neill has which is no different to that of Souness. Just think of the bother we would have had getting rid of Dalglish, with a track record that pissed all over O'Neill....although "we can't attract big name successful managers"......... Re your Ellis took over Villa blah blah blah. Shepherd took over Newcastle when they were arguably the second best side in the country. We now can't even finish in the top 6, are a PR disaster, are synonymous with unprofessionalism and have finished outside of the top 10 on a few occasions too. Now that's what I call progress. None of what you've written above takes away from the fact that you've consistently scoffed at people telling them they would perhaps prefer Doug Ellis, and then you've gone on to prove that Doug Ellis has performed exactly the same as Freddy Shepherd. How Villa were when Ellis took over is irrelevant, it's his performance alongside Shepherd during the Premiership years that we're looking at. Your argument is in tatters, and Freddy Shepherd is still a shit chairman. As for Lerner offering O'Neill a 6 year contract - would he be better taking the Freddy Shepherd approach and giving his manager rolling one year contracts, and then announcing at the beginning of a season that he won't be renewing it? Lerner is planning long term, hence the long contract - if a bigger club comes in for O'Neill it will cost them a fortune to prise him away, something which is a distinct possibility and which Lerner has intelligently protected himself against. Long term planning is a concept that is completely alien to Shepherd who prefers the fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants approach to running a business.

I think you've said it before like, but it seems a job that relies heavily on people being guilted into putting the extra in to make it work. There aren't enough staff or hours in a shift, so the only way to get it to work is to lean on people's consciences and hope that works. Which would be unacceptable in any line of work, but in work where you're making people feel guilty for the wellbeing of others it's a disgrace.

Good work, Craig.

Canny shit like, because unfortunately it reflects badly on those that are no doubt working their arses off - the nurses. When, like any business, it's the fucking morons at the top that are getting it all wrong. It must be fucking soul-destroying to have your competence questioned on national TV and then have to turn up to work later on today to do the same largely thankless job. On an unrelated note, I love the word Glossop. And what sort of a first name is Watkin.

What's this significant brain injury though? He doesn't even look to have cut his head!? Good to see him walking about - he's been INCREDIBLY lucky though.

A lock of his hair sellotaped to the dust cover as well btw.

Ehhh? I now have a picture in my head of Alan Robson stood there in an operating theatre scalpel in hand while saying "oooooh its exciting innit" and laughing manically. My mam was the manager of a GP surgery in the West End for many years. The building got a bit of an overhaul and Robson did the honours on the opening day. He's been your hero ever since too. Which explains your SIGNED copy of his autobiography.

Wants locking in a cage tbf. Works for the polis now apparently. The long pissy arm of the law. You never forget anything do you? I don't always wash my hands, I'll admit. I always will if there's paper towels but I hate hand driers. I'm also capable of not pissing on my hands, unlike most men. Sammy - Not true. About the cage or the Police! DIRTY ANIMAL. I hope you're the only one that uses that keyboard.

Oi bain't even bothered!

HF and KCG would do well to invoke their right to remain silent before they bore me to sleep with this thread tbh.

I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. I'll kick you in the bollocks. Transcend THAT.