Gemmill

Nice one Fish. Should have just got bar work in the first place like your mentor (me) told you to. I'm glad to hear you aren't fleecing old people out of their life savings anymore though.

Bow before me. I am nails.

Oi, that's my line.

Too much of a man to greet someone with a kiss? Closet hom tbh! Does that make YOU a fully paid-up pretentious ponce if you do do them? Sign of affection tbh. And if they are little hotties...all the better. You are a clearly a man out of touch with his emotions. McGroin does air kisses. What a MINCER! MAN UP FFS. I've been southernised.... I even do hugs. *mwah*......*mwah* How ARE you darling?

Not bad actually.

Too much of a man to greet someone with a kiss? Closet hom tbh! Does that make YOU a fully paid-up pretentious ponce if you do do them? Sign of affection tbh. And if they are little hotties...all the better. You are a clearly a man out of touch with his emotions. McGroin does air kisses. What a MINCER! MAN UP FFS.

Too much of a man to greet someone with a kiss? Closet hom tbh! Does that make YOU a fully paid-up pretentious ponce if you do do them?

Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody. We're gonna do the twist. We're gonna do the twist. W-W-We're gonna do the twist and it goes like THIS. Oh my. I had the Jive Bunny album tbh.

Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody. We're gonna do the twist. We're gonna do the twist. W-W-We're gonna do the twist and it goes like THIS.

Sort your sig out you complete FUCKING LIAR! Haway mate!

Just did that and now have a lovely 25% discount for 12 months I was offered half price but only for 3 months. Nice one. I did it a few months back and have forgot to ring them again. I'll take the 25% discount though cos otherwise I just keep forgetting and it works out the same anyway.

Good luck. Try not to get too annoyed by all the students hugging one another and doing air kisses, the TWATS.

Cheesy chebs.

Do we not have a Lavender Forum for threads like this?

I take it the dweebs derided your mere 27 incher.

I've got a 32" telly like, but it's not HD, and I'm already paying a tenner extra a month for the multiroom, so I'm not gonna pay another tenner for HD. Which reminds me - I need to ring Sky and threaten to leave again so that they give me my subscription for half price.

Until you don't have to pay £10 a month for a handful of HD channels, they can nick off tbh.

Only the people who go to the types of clubs you go to. I think it was you that, not two weeks ago, was on here going "Hey Rockshots used to be a good night out ACTUALLY".

Anyone else read the title of this thread as Titus Bramble: enough is enough is enough, I can't go on, I can't go on, no no?

Surely anyone with any sense will wait until a) it becomes apparent which of the two formats will be most popular and b ) the prices come down. The dweebs who have to be first to own these things either end up buying the wrong one or paying massively over the odds. I like having a decent widescreen telly, and when I go into Bainbridges or whatever and see the HD TVs, the picture is amazing, but I'm not THAT arsed that I would hand over thousands of pounds. It doesn't make the programmes you watch any better.

Go for it tbh. Whatever he has to say, all I need do is point to that video of him miming with no top and a fucking hairband on and I win.

Is he more than you bargained for though?

Is your place alright Jimbo. If your drains overflow you can probably build a raft out of the matted spunk.

What's ask a ninja, you Yorkshire goon!

The uncle who bad touched you and left you mentally scarred for life? Touched his front bottom.