Gemmill

Oi bain't even bothered!

HF and KCG would do well to invoke their right to remain silent before they bore me to sleep with this thread tbh.

I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. I'll kick you in the bollocks. Transcend THAT.

Shit them, Bobby.

Anne Robinson's minge tbh.

I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton.

No bother, I'll have another look tonight and check. They say they'll be adding tournaments soon or something, so hopefully it'll be updated before too long if not yet.

Is it real money for SNGs now, spongebob, or just for the ring games? I knew they had an instant play/no download version, but it was either play money or ring games last time I saw it - no tournaments. I'll defo have a look at it though, cheers.

I can't use any of these sites anyway. I'm pretty much restricted to Pokerroom and Full Tilt.

Now you come to mention it.

Can we have this added please?

This smilie needs adding tbh. I shall inform the moderators.

Have you lost it, bog-frog?

Follow the follow the follow the follow the......Follow the yellow brick road!

Why all the questions? So you can narrow down which of the Pink Floyd albums to list?

bobby, that's the first time I've seen that joke. Normally you post unfunny ones, why the change in policy?

Was he in the Jackson 5? Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Michael and Tito wasn't it?

tbh[/gerld] [/gay]

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Peace of mind. Quick to give everyone a piece of your mind yet you can't even spell. Probably typing with shit all over your fingers. I looked at that after I'd typed it and thought it was wrong, but I knew that only a TOTAL GAYBOY would point it out.

Urgh! Given that you're a night before showerer this is even worse. Washed hands after a wee are the first time you've actually come into contact with soap that day, so to pass the opportunity up is unforgivable!

Re the match - they need to fill those paper towel things more regularly. By half time there's nothing left to dry your hands on. Agree though, re nobody washing their hands. Then they go and eat chips or a pie, the filthy pigs.

That is class.

Embarrassing Dad-tastic.