Gemmill

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ? It's not a question of knob-cleanliness, you piss-drinker! It's a matter of personal hygiene - going to the bog is considered by most to be an act that requires your hands to be cleaned afterwards, because pissing, shitting and toilets in general are not the cleanest acts/places. You don't see things that way and then you try to point the finger at me as the weird one. Urgh! You smell! What exactly warrants a hand washing after taking a slash in a urinal without splashing apple juice on your hands? If I gave you a sandwich, would you be happy to rub your cock all over it, then eat it? Next time you go into a meeting at work, instead of shaking hands, would you be happy to shake the cock of the person you're meeting with? Need I go on?

US citizens will still have to pay taxes on poker winnings. The thinking behind it seems to be some sort of unholy combination of christian rightwing anti gambling fervour and protectionism for state run lottery/horseracing which is still legal. Re losing out on winnings, what I meant was they're losing out on tax from online winnings because presumably those that are going to try and play illegally now can't declare their illegal income as taxable. That idiot Bush will still be giving off about "freedoms" in his speeches. What a pillock.

I just don't get what the government stands to gain from all this. They're losing out on tax revenue, and gaining nothing. Unless they have some dastardly long term plans re-introduce online gaming with government licensing, what is this all for?

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ? It's not a question of knob-cleanliness, you piss-drinker! It's a matter of personal hygiene - going to the bog is considered by most to be an act that requires your hands to be cleaned afterwards, because pissing, shitting and toilets in general are not the cleanest acts/places. You don't see things that way and then you try to point the finger at me as the weird one. Urgh! You smell!

I'm never ill, but it's because I wasn't one of those soft kids that had antibiotics every time they had sniffles as a kid, and used antibiotics as a substitute for actually having an immune system. I still wash my hands after I've been to the bog though you FILTHRAT! By the way, being ill and being off sick from work should completely independent of one another. HF, the fact you've only been absent from work through illness once in 6 years makes you GAY!

That laugh wasn't meant for you btw. As I said; best wank I ever had. I'm getting shit cards, I also blame you for that. I like how you had to be sure and tell me you weren't laughing at what I said. Ner ner to your shit cards!

The thing about Dotbum though, is he'll STILL watch people being BLATANTLY beheaded. Makes me SICK, he does!

Jesus. Is Party a UK company then? What is up with the US government man? What harm are people doing - they already charge tax on winnings ffs. I wonder how the other major poker sites are going to handle this. I guess the government will just shut them down if they don't handle it properly. Might be a good idea to keep a minimum cash balance on these sites I suppose btw, in case one or two go tits up.

Wind Up Merchants.

Aye, I heard mention of that on the radio this morning. What a joke. You can give your money away to evangelists with credit card hotlines, but you can't use it to make money playing a game There must be some ways that the yanks have of planning to get round this, surely? This will actually take away some people's livelihoods, I suppose. Nice.

Just had a look over there. 52 years old man. That's no age at all.

That's sad news. He was a funny fucker when he was on form, and the king of the WUMs.

There's a "seasonal" aisle set up in Tescos now where you can get all the Christmas biscuits and that. I can see me going through a tin a week til Christmas tbh.

I might not read it though. Just so you know.

I can explain the difference to you, if you'd like. Yes please.

That's exactly how I feel, I would just feel wrong watching them Yet you'll watch someone get their head lopped off.

Further info on Shepherd v Ellis for Leazes to ponder over. Shepherd took over as chairman of Newcastle in December 96, I believe. What follows is the name of the club that has finished highest in each of the full Premiership seasons since that time: 1997/98: Aston Villa 1998/99: Aston Villa 1999/00: Aston Villa 2000/01: Aston Villa 2001/02: Newcastle 2002/03: Newcastle 2003/04: Newcastle 2004/05: Aston Villa 2005/06: Newcastle So it looks to me like in the 9 seasons that Shepherd has been Chairman, Doug Ellis has outperformed him in the Premiership (5 times they have finished higher than us) - Villa have actually been by far the more consistent club as well, without the swings from highs to lows that Newcastle have experienced. This is the same Doug Ellis that Leazes likes to point at and say "Are you telling me you'd prefer HIM?" Falling apart at the seams tbh. Cheers to Mick on N-O for the tip-off on this btw.

That sounds like a ballad. Is that a ballad?

k4t0 is the Andy Gray of shitting.

I'm gone!

3:45. We can do this, people.

Thanks.

Your lifestyle will have you headed for an early grave, mark my words. Can we expect you on here later announcing your latest wank btw?

"CHOOOOON!" "ROLL ANOTHER PHAT ONE!" "CAN I GET A RE-WIND?" "HAVE I SUFFICIENTLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF BY WORSHIPPING A MAN OPERATING A STEREO YET?"

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