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Saucer of milk to post #546 153774[/snapback] She is rank though to be fair. Lauren Laverne was spot on when she said her resting expression is like the one on the right of these two.

For heaven's sake, we've got no money and a MASSIVE striker crisis. He scored 18 goals for them last season, he's free, and he's a stop gap. Use your brain and see the signing for what it is ffs.

Good stuff, I'm pleased with this signing if it turns out to be true. He'll do a job for us in the short-term.

...to try and get Deco's first yellow card rescinded. He's saying that Holland should have given them the ball back and that because this contravened fair play, Deco was perfectly entitled to hack Heitinga down. The bloke is a fucking moron - appealing to fair play?! Did he not see what a set of cheating arseholes he's in charge of, diving left, right and centre, a headbutt etc. etc. In a match with 16 yellows and 4 reds, Scolari tries to claim fair play. If FIFA go for this one there's something seriously wrong.

Can you pass on my hysterical laughing to him please? 153653[/snapback] He wants that you "go and drink your pink wine." See that's the damage a holiday can cause to people who don't have any sense of humour anyway. 153680[/snapback] Fair play to him, he must be fucking gutted! PS Zath - bring it on!

Basically, you're boring your computer to sleep.

No shit. Ally won't be caught out by internet magic again!

Shocking challenge on Schevchenko.

Lucky bastard!

Steve McClaren and Garth Crooks "crossing swords" is not an image I need tbh.

Quality half time craic with the kissing stuff.

Two thorougly uninspiring teams presided over by Mick McCarthy and his monotone co-commentating. Fucking hell!

Can you pass on my hysterical laughing to him please?

Spot on Sima. Neill's challenge was awful. Blocked a non-existent shot and provided a hurdle for the Italian to fall over in the process. They don't need to be asked twice in that situation.

Awwww, you little RIPPA!

However if Australia were to go out to an extremely dodgy last minute penalty, I would piss myself laughing.

It's taken for Italy to have a man sent off for it to look like 11 vs 11 tbh.

Aye I got served off some bleached blonde bird, but you were serving at the time.

Nice one. I was gonna get an iced fruit finger but then when I thought I recognised you I thought "I'm not having my fat bastard eating habits publicised on the internet." Wasn't certain it was you, but I laid off the fruit finger anyway.

Aye, part time on a Friday and Sat mornings.. Kluivert was in all the time like 153532[/snapback] I was in on Saturday and thought I saw you - assuming you're being serious.

Thompson, do you work in Greggs in North Shields?

I wouldn't mind seeing an upset tbh, but I think the wops will have too much quality for Oz. Kicking off and I'm at work - not asseptabuw as Supernanny would say.

Looks like they've draped a Burberry flag over the whole section every home game. FACT!

Aye, only weak-minded idiots get taken in by these sort of things.

But Brockley is such a lovely pocket of green... scummers to the left of me, Lewisham to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with 17 fried chicken shops or something 153480[/snapback] Now I am really confused, I thought you were in Germany 153484[/snapback] It's like rearranging the furniture at Helen Keller's house.