Gemmill

You've already just admitted you've done the housework in advance of my arrival.

Catmag's house. And there had better be something nice for tea.

Expect an "audacious" bid for someone this weekend which is marginally less than the asking price. Then expect the "that's our valuation, I'm not budging" statement from Shepherd on Tuesday the 20th.

You'll find out this weekend when they finally click and make mugs of you lot. Craig Moore is nailed on for his second yellow of the tournament and missing the third group game an'all.

Nah, I think I've got the Euro 96 one though. Surely someone somewhere has got it to download on limewire or something?

Eat shit you fat ginger wanker. And to the rest of you, it's just plainly obvious that you're all jealous and you wish you were an Aussie too. 149176[/snapback] Wondered how long it would take you tbh. Are you over there like Steve? I still think you'll struggle to make the second round btw.

Supermac talking sense for once.

Did Gullit really say that? Agree though, ITV's coverage is woeful. Thankfully most of the evening games so far have seemed to be BBC.

Clearly I'm on a higher comedic plane.

This is true. And will get you an even harder slap, I suspect.

No trainees allowed.

Ahhh, so he gets his pinned eh? I see how it works around here.

2-0?! I've just told you Rooney's fit woman. I'm going for Eleventyten-Nil now. 149101[/snapback] Rooney is NOT fit - I don't care who says what 149104[/snapback] Now now Catherine, these are trained doctors who have given these opinions. Don't make me have to get one of them on the phone to patronise you. I know how you like to be patronised by doctors.

2-0?! I've just told you Rooney's fit woman. I'm going for Eleventyten-Nil now.

Dwayne Wayne Rooney has been passed fit to play by the specialist blokies.

Good on him tbh. I'm letting no one leave here early either.

Sammy, pictured leaving work moments ago.

And I also reckon Sven is gonna play Hargreaves at right back instead of Carragher.

According the BBC News "the England squad were kept up until 2am by the noise outside their hotel near the station in Nuremberg." Pre-emptive excuses.

According to this Dr. Wallace bloke he's running the tests this afternoon and an announcement may be made after as to the conclusion. If they've got any sense they won't make any grand announcements though, as it has to be unsettling for the rest of the squad. I'm not sure on the deadline for a teamsheet, but I wouldn't have thought it would be much more than an hour before kickoff.

2 or 3-0 England. And I predict Rooney will play some part in the game seen as the specialists have flown out a day early. They've arrived this morning and are away to run some tests on bionic foot boy.

Like Laurent Robert. Only with a work ethic. Oh, and the fact that he still sets up and chips in with goals. Robert stopped doing that. He doesn't go in huffs or go missing like Robert either. In fact, Robert was pretty rubbish most of the time.