Gemmill

Aye in a recent popbitch email, they reported that Travolta turned up at Fred Durst's house, announced "Jonny needs mouthwash", and then after he'd gargled stuck the lips on Durst, who promptly kicked him out of his house.

What a woman! INTERNET BULLIES RUINED MY LIFE!

Aye right! Luggage is not the only thing Jeremy Spake is packing.

Btw, how's your weight doing these days? He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him. Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people? So not only did you get yourself a wife to try and hide it, you piled the beef on too!

I didn't even twig actually. I did think "Hmmm didn't have him down as a veggie", but had forgotten all about HanaHana.

It's the equivalent of picking the ham off a hawaiian pizza, you had better ask Alex for clarification on that, or Gemmill. I like pineapple on pizzas. I know that's a bit charvez like. So do I. I also like pink wine.

Are you a supporter of man-bum-sex?

I try to eat organic meat if I'm getting it from the supermarket. Definite difference in the taste as well btw. Better class of chicken tbh - superior upbringing.

Is it cos I is bearded?

I like bacon.

Vege HOM!

I was tarring all bearded 20 year olds with the same brush ftr.

Have you got a computer at home now anyway, factmeister? Or were you in work over the weekend?

WoooOOOOOOoooooooo! I'm nails man!

I resent that, you'd have to be a real arsehole to joke about something like this! You told us his lass had dropped the sprog a while back and had us all posting our congratulations, and you'd completely made it up. ANYWAY! If it's true I hope he's better soon. And that it puts him on the straight and narrow.

You can try out some of your "Did you know..." facts on people as they're trying to look at the exhibits. Did you know, Ron Guthrie, who played for Blyth in their famous cup run is the only player to have played in every round of the FA Cup (including the qualifying rounds)? Like Harry Enfield's "Only meeeee!" character. "Only meeeee! Did you know........Now I DON'T believe you knew that prior to our encounter!"

You can try out some of your "Did you know..." facts on people as they're trying to look at the exhibits.

Aye, as alex says, hope he's alright. Although I can't help but feel the Smooth is on the wind-up.

Is this serious or not? What's up with him? And have they mistakenly put him in the childrens' ward?

It did my head in though. What is up with these morons. A few churches have been firebombed in other countries and some Italian nun has been shot dead, supposedly as a result of reprisals over what the pope had to say. Now the pope should have known better, but firebombing churches and killing nuns?! Get a grip you tossers.

Regardless of whether the pope was right with his speech, watching the news this morning, and seeing a set of bearded morons chanting and holding banners about Allah cursing the Pope, outside of Sunday mass at some church in London makes you wonder what is the matter with these people. A lot of them had their faces obscured and the chanting was pretty aggressive. Get a life you complete dickheads. They interviewed some lad who must have been about 20 who had the full beard and that - "We can't make the pope come here, so if we can't make our feelings felt with actions, we must do it with our mouths." Yeah, most lads your age are watching Chelsea v Liverpool on the telly, you're in the street ruining someone's day so you can chant about Allah, you knobhead.

There's a link to Brunson's Super System 2 online on the 2+2 forums btw. The entire text. I would never buy it because there's too much in there non-Hold Em related, but it's there anyway, if anyone fancies a read.

Some Page 3 bint?

Halfpenny. We really need some clues tbh. I'm assuming it's a local celeb, or not? Kathy Secker.

Claire Rayner.