Gemmill

Watched this last night. It was quality. Cheggers was class - the bit about "queers".

tbh.

J69, has it occured to you that they might have nicked your dustcaps precisely because of the pimped-up-ness of your ride? I would be livid if any little tramp nicked anything of mine btw, so I'm not saying it's your fault, but it's the sort of thing the little twats do. My car got keyed right along the length of it by some little arsehole. I just cannot envisage a situation where I would walk past someone's car and deliberately vandalise it for no other reason than that I could. What a little bastard.

The only funny thing about that was the "Howay that was funny man " at the end.

Still on personal leave I think. Pretty much sounds like he's been suspended from involvement tbh. I see Mike Newell has named the agent that offered him a bung. Unfortunately it isn't Willie McKay.

O RLY?

The guns. Unfortunately I can't account for my 15 stone in the same fashion. But nor can I be hooped to go to the gym. Maybe I should just cancel and spend the £50 on chocolate or something.

I seriously need to get back to the gym like. If not for the fact that I'm a porker, then at least to justify the 50-odd quid a month I'm handing over to them.

The New Money thread? Which one's that?

Some day a real rain's gonna come.....

Sounds disgusting! Thankfully my diet allows that I never have to put too much effort into having a shit.

That sounds a bit sheepish, David.

Spill the beans....

Are you 30 next year like Sammy? I thought you were younger than that for some reason. I'm the same about not really being arsed about my own birthday - not cos I'm in a huff for getting a year older, just cos I can't really be doing with any fuss.

Smooth's lass has got one for if he makes any expenditure that hasn't been voted on. The alternative Flora treatment.

Is that real?

When was the manc nugget's birthday like? Did it not pop up on the calendar on here? Happy birthday anyway, Samuel.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

I've got it open all day, and normally I know just to avoid anything that doesn't start with F. This time I was in trouble though.

Did that go to the ballot too, Mr. UTT.

Snakey, a man of your age should not be dancing to 2Unlimited.

I can't install anything on my work computer unless IT do it for me. They've disabled anything like that. Good idea though.

I drive past Scrogg Road every morning on the way to work. Delightful.

Can we start less threads beginning with F please? I just had my boss at my desk ,and I have one internet page open with our treasury system on, which is "Finance...." and one with this thread open "Famous fat fudge packers". I've got so many other things open that I can only see the F and he wants to look at something in the system. Luckily I guessed right this time, but it was a 50/50 chance and I didn't like it one bit.

Whatever minger!