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Haway mate! You don't even know which side of the Tyne you're stood on, so your opinion is pretty much redundant, knobjockey!

I'm just bringing you the FACTS!

Universal mine. Just we messed the spelling up that's all. I have no intention of carrying on this error.

You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat! What is its origin? The correct Geordie spelling is still howay btw *clears throat* Well...... did you know... ......it's a mining reference. They used to send things up and down the shaft and the cry would be Ha'way - as in half way. Which makes haway officially the correct universal spelling.

You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat!

Oh cheers! That wasn't a hint by the way. But thanks all the same.

I've still got next to no sponsors. I'm basically gonna have to sponsor myself to do it.

Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it.

Haway are you lot telling me you didn't know the punchline before you scrolled down?

Where's Brock gone?

"Showing signs of improvement" according to the radio on the way in to work. He's also reported to have regained consciousness at the scene, which is presumably a good thing.

Fat Peter Crouch. You're just a fat Peter Crouch.

Crashing at 280 mph. Jesus. Hope he's alright, but it doesn't sound promising.

Ditto! I was often 'clipped' by my Dad, deservedly so most of the time although sometimes I felt it was a bit over the top but I thought from an early age that there has to be a better way of disciplining and teaching respect and so far, I've never come close to even wanting to raise my hand to them. I'm not a parent and that's fair enough if you've got kids that do respect what you've got to say etc. But I wouldn't hesitate to lay the smacketh down if the situation called for it. I fucking HATE watching shows like Supernanny cos I just want to climb through the telly and bat the little fuckers.

I used to get a clip off my mam if I was acting myself. Never did me any harm. Too much bollocks about these days about it being child abuse and that, whilst the kids run riot. A well-timed clip would soon get some of those little horrors on SuperNanny back in line.

It works. Craig out-nerded again!

Has it worked? Or has he ballsed it up?

Blind date, bobby and Meenzer! *whispers* Psssst. Nobody else go!

Aye probablys! People normally start to put their name down towards the end of the week. I'm sure there'll be people going though.

What are you doing to this poor woman?

I still can't get over the fact that Rob bealed when Diana died. I reckon that high pitched "DIANA" squeal on the day of her funeral might have been him.

Can we talk about Israel or terrorists now please?

Something which I'm reliably informed is called a credenza. A desk covered in paper to give the illusion that I am busy. That's it really.

I prefer to enjoy my meal, not endure it.

I define absolute truth as everything that passes your lips, Rob. Is that not right?