Gemmill

I don't watch all that much golf, but whenever I do, I'm always amazed at the ability of these blokes to hit a ball that small over such distances and get it as close as they do to such a fucking tiny target under so much pressure. Before anyone says anything funny, yes, I KNOW that's the name of the game, but it's ridiculous how good these blokes are at it.

Nice to see Clark do well this morning after his wife dying recently. 2.5 plays 1.5 in Europe's favour after the morning's play.

Are you advocating smacking greedy people?

Aye I'll probably come out for a couple. Think shinton is gonna be there an'all. Renton, you putting in a repeat appearance?

Not really - I'm not sure I'd want to imagine it either. To each their own like, YOU SICK BASTARD.

As someone who was smacked as a kid when I needed it, I honestly don't see the problem with it. I'm not talking about belting your kid round the supermarket or anything, but the odd clip on the back of the legs definitely made me think twice about acting myself as a kid. I see parents grab their kids by the arm and hit them 5 or 6 times without saying anything - now that I think is out of order. Once will do. Then if they act themselves when they regain consciousness, do it again.

And the number of fucking nutcases that sit and watch it out of morbid curiosity!! Best wank I ever had tbh. Dirty bog-frog bastard! I'm with the why-would-you-watch that people though. I knew it was available on the internet, but had absolutely no desire to see it whatsoever. Surely knowing that there are people out there like that is enough. You don't have to see the evidence to confirm it.

I picture Rob in an old Rover with a walnut dash and stringback driving gloves.

Absolutely. I was never smacked and I'm vehemently against it. I don't have children, but if I do have them I won't smack them. I was a well behaved child and I simply don't think that smacking is necessarily an effective means of discipline nor do I agree with hitting anyone, let alone children. Children need boundaries and sanctions, but smacking doesn't provide these. I'm not sure what's worse though, smacking a child in frustration when you reach the end of your tether or using smacking as a considered measure. Maybe if you'd been smacked you wouldn't be such an uppity little bitch.

25th what though? 25th best glass-based website in Brighton? Renton, there is a group of shopping websites, and there is a league amongst them. Just vote and stop asking questions or I will BRAY you next time I see you!

The site was 25th before I voted. The power of Toontastic has moved it up 3 places. Haway, let's get it to NUMBER ONE!

I think I voted. Do you just click on the button thing or do you have to do something in the site that it opens up?

Montgomerie's in the watta.

DO YOU EVER ANSWER YOUR PM If you send me one that makes any sense, I'll reply to it! WTF was that supposed to mean?

I don't normally watch golf, but the Ryder Cup is fucking superb. So shut it.

Casey and Karlsson now one up, so Europe are up in 3 and down in 1.

Has started. Clarke and Westwood one up Garcia and Olazabal one up Harrington and Montgomerie one down Casey and Karlsson all square. Hope Europe hammer the yanks again.

Gusset is a class word.

Anthony Nolan Trust.

Which is exactly how I pronounce it. The only difference being that I also spell it correctly. I say the hat version. Maybe that's my South Tyneside roots, but I can't think of anyone that says the hot version. ANYWAY! The correct spelling remains HAWAY. You don't spell half, holf, do you? Is a contradiction It's not. Here this is for you - This one is mine -

I'm winning.

Which is exactly how I pronounce it. The only difference being that I also spell it correctly.

Isn't the mackem one said as in 'hat' and the Geordie version as in 'hot'? I say the hat version. Maybe that's my South Tyneside roots, but I can't think of anyone that says the hot version. ANYWAY! The correct spelling remains HAWAY. You don't spell half, holf, do you?

You speak posh anyway, nancy boy, so you're disqualified from commenting!

The two sound exactly the same, you mongs.