Gemmill

What a legend. Two posts and the second helping Zath on his dad's 50th.

You basically scored one less than me. Everyone did.

Pizzas and chinese.

That looks fucking rancid. Pie in Exorcist vomit. I could NOT eat that.

Cos someone had copied and pasted it onto the thread on NO.

Interested to hear Meenzer's take on all of this when he eventually walks gingerly over to his computer later.

And as hat trick hero, I'd say I'm the star of the show. Yes you pissed higher than the rest of us.

I seem to remember you having real problems with a conversation similar to this at the last pissup.

And as hat trick hero, I'd say I'm the star of the show.

I just measured my forearm, and it's longer than 30 cm. Now this bloke is claiming things went past the elbow. Setting aside the fact that he must now be tickling this blokes heart, what happens if he bends his arm at this stage - won't this cause some serious tearing?!

Nah, you weren't allowed in the box when we played. There was quite rightly no head height rules, but the box was the keeper's domain.

I netted three of the most manly goals ever at the Toontastic 5-A-Side. The one you bottled for fear of having to pit your wits against me. I heard you claimed the three goals head start your side got for starting with you. Seriously though, I'll be there for the next one and I'll not even celebrate until I'm in double figures tbh. Watch the stone cold face as number 9 flies in the top left hand corner from 50 yards. Dickhead! If it's exiles vs. locals again, you'll be lucky to get into single figures with "The Wall" in defence tbh.

http://pinklions.50webs.com/ I can't click on it cos I'm at work, but I gather it's some gay website and there's a gay carnival planned in Millwall of all places. And yes, I realise that all of this sounds like a "my friend told me" sort of thing. Anyway, apparently the forum has the following threadstarter: "Tony got up me past his elbow for the first time last night. That's a good 5 inches further than normal and he has quite fat arms! How much arm can you and your partner get up to?" JWTBH! I love the detail about his "quite fat arms".

I netted three of the most manly goals ever at the Toontastic 5-A-Side. The one you bottled for fear of having to pit your wits against me.

Enjoy yourself! Unfortunately I think you'll be attending your first toon defeat.

Someone linked to one of them in his German Exchange thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8auaV1ZBM&NR Our very own Brock Manson serenading us. Fuck me! :lol:

We should just sack this fucker off and move on tbh. No point having him at the club after this.

Wahey! Kevin Bond!

That's not Harry's best side is it.

They were up to the same as you lot - tapping up that Boro kid. Frank Arnesen on tape offering £150k for him.

Class this like. Allardyce on the dole surely. If I was the Bolton chairman watching this I'd be fucking livid knowing that I was basically supporting Allardyce's kid's career.

I don't understand. Were you hoping it was all about Liverpool? I'm loving the fact that we appear to be squeaky clean in comparison.

I almost wish Allardyce had the England job now cos they'd have to sack the fat knacker.

He's nearly as ugly as his father. Surely the Allardyces are the product of a sexual union between woman and bull.