Gemmill

Newell fucked it up, the nonce!

Is this gonna be Walcott? Was that January?

25 minutes to go. So far we're only down for one tapping up with no video evidence. Fingers crossed lads!

Lucky escape for the lad tbh. He's still only 15 - not out of the woods yet on Teesside.

Kuh-nackers! Kuh-nut nearly got busted there!

Whoops. First mention of us misbehaving. Who was that fucking gayboy squealing with the trophy?

So basically they went to watch a match at St. James'. That's all.

Picture the scene in the Allardyce's living room.

Get in! Hopefully that fat shaven bull Allardyce is gonna get in the shit for this.

Donna Bell used to get my bus home from school. MONSTER!

Nicola Dobson, you slag!

Good work.

That's not irony. That's fear.

Are you trying to say that Rambo 2 was the real first one as Rambo 1 was actually called First Blood? Rambo was First Blood Part Two, aye. So Rambo 3 was really Rambo 2. Rambo 3 was Rambo 1 really, if Rambo was First Blood Part Two. I like First Blood but the others have been questionable at best.

It has to end with him lacing Bin Laden all over the shop surely. Muslims burning Stallone effigies pretty much guaranteed.

Reported to be Stallone's next project after Rocky 6. Taking the piss tbh.

I know!

I hope they name everyone that's involved.

An entire first page of unfunny shit. Thread moderation required for anyone who started one of those threads tbh.

If I was to say that protecting yourself and those around you from violence with violence was acceptable, but causing violence, being the initiator, was not acceptable, would that be hypocritical? Blatantly in the IRA tbh.

That's because you're shit at them though, isn't it? No, you fat cock! Your a numbers man. You still can't figure out what an autonymn is ffs! You must be the words man then, mongoloid?

That's because you're shit at them though, isn't it? No, you fat cock!

Congratulations btw. And good luck for the final.

Yeah. Be funny. NOW!

I hate it when this happens and the board gets flooded with really crap puns like. But then I'm not a fan of the lowly pun anyway.