Gemmill

Think you'd best stick to Connect 4 tbh.

How am I taking the piss? 115937[/snapback] I don't understand what you mean by the Xbox not working on Macs? It's a stand alone console isn't it? Am I missing something? 115946[/snapback] Luckypierre said you could stream movies and music from your PC to your Xbox. You won't be able to do that with Macs. Pay attention, double-oh-Renton!

How am I taking the piss?

It won't work with macs though, will it? Is Xbox Microsoft?

Anyone watch that Derren Brown - Messiah thing btw? Was canny good. Showed how easy it was to basically pretend to be a medium.

How much are these things? Am I really in the dark ages with a PS2? Oh and what sort of games are available? Plenty sport ones? I'm not really into nerdy strategy shite.

Its dead simple, see the cable you plug into your PC from the router. You plug that into the console. I fully agree on the FPS and RTS though. Mouse and keyboard are essential. 115891[/snapback] I'd have to get the house rewired to use it downstairs though. Does it have a wireless connection? 115892[/snapback] Such a Meldrew! You can't be playing games over wireless, surely? The speed always suffers a bit. 115896[/snapback] It shouldn't if you've got a decent connection. How am I Meldrew again? 115906[/snapback] Just the way you spluttered (for it was definitely a splutter) "I'd have to get the house rewired!"

Its dead simple, see the cable you plug into your PC from the router. You plug that into the console. I fully agree on the FPS and RTS though. Mouse and keyboard are essential. 115891[/snapback] I'd have to get the house rewired to use it downstairs though. Does it have a wireless connection? 115892[/snapback] Such a Meldrew! You can't be playing games over wireless, surely? The speed always suffers a bit.

Controlled experiment: ask them who the next NUFC manager is gonna be. Report back, and we'll tell you for real whether you're psychic.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!! 115585[/snapback] Silence dwarf-woman! 115592[/snapback] This surpasses snogging in the Trent on the gayness scale.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager!

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff!

So Gemmill is saying in that situation he'd bum the lad. And he calls me gay! 115483[/snapback] No, I'm saying in this situation wykikitoon should bum the lad. You'd already have done that before even starting a thread on it.

Meet him for a drink. Proposition him for a bumming - you don't HAVE to go through with it if you don't want to. There must then be a way of turning that back round on him, but I haven't thought of it yet. Maybe it'll come to you after you've bummed him.

I just don't agree with that; all men (bar Gemmill, of course) and plenty of women are not worth a shag, and they're all fair game for a platonic relationship. Some of you must have some very bizarre relationships with your mothers. 115430[/snapback] You might not be looking at them that way, but some of them will be wanting to get into the DotBum y-fronts, mark my words. Family members excepted, of course. 115455[/snapback] I agree with Dotbum. There's no way I want to shag every lass I meet, and unfortunately I'm sure the feeling's ususally mutual. 115463[/snapback] Errrr, that's because you're gay, dumbass!

Renton was Head Boy at his school off the back of his soggy biscuit prowess, is what I heard.

Based on your testimony in the piss thread, it could well have been you relieving yourself all over the place.

5 minutes? You should have got up and given it a slap. Or at least exposed yourself to it.

Quality.

Love the way he gets her to do his chores as well. So not only does he get his end away, but his lass comes home and gives him a pat on the head for his efforts.

You guys crack me up!

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else? 114952[/snapback] I got the reference, but I don't really do IT humour.

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback]

You always know when HTT isn't happy about something because he just posts a smiley.

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