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Wilson is just illness isn't it? Hope is saying he'll be back for Sunday.

No but you can claim your PENSION, granddad!

Trippier in, Tino out. The only change. Isak starts, no Wilson.

When was the last time Man United were this shit. This is our Martine McCutcheon Perfect Moment. Our Dina Carroll Perfect Year.

"AM PLAYIN AMIGOS!" He's just posted this on his insta.

Prediction: if Joelinton starts, Fernandes' buck teeth will be "cured" by full time.

I'd be happy with that like. Let the refs make the mistakes once, instead of opening it up to all their mates to make more.

Does he score many?

Angelina Jolie, Charlie Theron and Eva Longoria were born same year as me. 1975 smokin' fanny REPRESENT!

These puns.

Bullock will do things that your ordinary granny won't too.

Supergran meets Supergilf.

And that's just on the playing squad.

I think I saw that they're doing a replay at 10 on Sunday morning, I'll probs just end up watching that. Obviously after I've woken up and completely forgotten about the fight and accidentally found out the result.

What time's kick off?

This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue?

I'm sure the sudden resignation of the team tasked with avoiding catastrophic risk from AI is nothing to worry about.

One more season on his contract after this one, hasn't he? Unless we come up against them in any of the domestic cups, I hope he wins everything going next year, so he can leave on a high and not have any unfinished business to extend his contract for.

If I didn't know who he is, my first assumption would be that we've hired a hideous groundsman.

It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here. Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him. In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns.

They just keep coming.

If these happened today there'd be Gary Neville Goalgasms all over the clips.