Gemmill

Anderson. The little twat.

I don't know if he's fucked or if he's just getting the kind of care we'd all get if we were in his position. I assume he's been moved from an NHS hospital to private care by now.

Still in hospital as far as I can tell. There's been no reports that he's been discharged. Fake news Toonpig.

Aye we're either getting a "WHY IS IT NEVER US?!" day at Wembley, followed by a lot of "didn't wanna gan up anywayuh" shite. Or they'll make the mistake of getting promoted and have a season like Southampton and Leicester have had. No bad outcomes.

She's an absolute prick like. Every morning I come down, open the kitchen door, and peep around the corner to see what carnage I've been left today. Have to get it cleared up before the dog comes down and sticks his face in whatever's there.

I think it's easy for blokes to say that though. We're not the ones who've historically been on the wrong end of male violence. Women are raped and killed and sexually harassed by blokes all the time. If they think this increases the risk of this happening to them, it's not really for me to tell them it doesn't.

I'm just pleased he's dead so he doesn't have to read this shit.

I assumed Jim Davidson was dead, and this is a pretty rough way to find out he's not.

Just had to rescue a mouse from her. Woke up and she was torturing it in the garden so I got her in the house and locked the cat flap. Left the mouse to find its way home, but I've come back to the kitchen 45 minutes later and it's still alive and turning left and right but basicallt hasn't moved. So into a tupperware it's gone and I've dropped it back at the field. Hopefully it's just temporarily shellshocked and will sort itself out now.

was just coming to post that.

It's 3 points really cos of our GD advantage over Villa and Forest. I still fancy we'll pick up more than enough points to get over the line. We've lost one game, but Chelsea and Forest look a lot wobblier than we do.

You can never rely on Fulham. The number of times I've watched these dickheads blow leads in the last ten minutes. Once they're safe, they just down tools and coast til May.

We've gone from being an effective 6 points ahead of Chelsea with our better GD to being 2 points ahead on the same GD. I'd still rather be us than them, but a pretty damaging weekend. Could do with a favour from Spurs tomorrow. Never good to be needing favours from that lot.

Fucking hell man Fulham.

I just hear cats howling at one another in the night. I don't ask questions.

Aye that one is def good news. Was it a straight red? It's too depressing to watch MOTD when we get hammered.

Here she is. All 3kg of her. She doesn't wear the collar anymore, after she lost it scrapping.

Aye there's something not right at Chelsea. Hopefully they continue to drop points cos it makes things a canny bit less complicated for top 5 if they fuck off.

Don't know if he's one of their better players, but Leif Davis won't be turning out for Ipswich v us, cos he's just been sent off.

I know Man City win yesterday btw but they were getting nowt from that game until Tarkowski went off injured. He's apparently out for the rest of the season which is decent news for us cos his replacement, Keane, is dogshit.

The cunt will still pull his wellies and weeds on and walk through the middle of Central London cos playing as a farmer. And the dozy cunts will happily have him alongside them.

Who the shooter was, you mean? I had just assumed we would never find out.

Might improve the colour of his fucking teeth.

The problem with that is we might not be 3rd if we'd rotated the squad.