Gemmill

I didn't realise that if Congo selects Wissa for AFCON and he doesn't go, he can't play for Newcastle during that time anyway. So it's really up to them whether he goes or not, or at least whether he plays for Newcastle. Hopefully Ross Wilson is working his magic with them.

Good news for fans of big budget 6th form drama.

Is Xero approved by them? If you got the right piece of software, it'll pump out the information they need in the right format, I'm sure.

My lass used to pay an accountant next to nowt to do this sort of stuff for her when she had a small business. Have you looked into that?

What rules?

DVD just arrived.

I've got a real problem with second hand books for this exact reason. I've got a second hand guitar DVD turning up today and it'll be getting the wipe treatment and no mistake.

Make sure you give it a wipe down with some antibac wipes. The previous owner might have read it while having a shit.

Is that what he's done? The fat, old, dropping to bits wrinkly old rapist. It's such a shame that he's never had the absolute fuck battered out of him for stuff like that, and it'll never happen now.

He's "deeply ashamed" apparently. What did you do that you're deeply ashamed of Larry? I'm sure it wasn't just coming across like a cunt in emails with your convicted paedo mate.

Larry Summers is "withdrawing from public life" but will remain a tenured professor at Harvard, after being shown to be all over the Epstein Files. Canny consequences considering Epstein was referring to himself as Summers' "wingman".

Tomorrow is International Men's Day, lads. FINALLY some recognition for the guys, AMIRITE?

Attitude?! You ain't not seen no nothing not yet.

The sound on this is inexplicably shit, and he's talking to the utterly twatful Gab "I'm not an Eddie Howe guy" Marcotti, but he talks a bit about us on here.

We've been here before, if Liverpool want him he isn't coming here.

They'd have denied it by now if it was false, surely. There's been enough reporting about it all day, including Labour MPs speaking out about how cruel it is.

The sole reason Trump is telling Republicans to now vote for the release is cos he knows that up to 70 of them are going to vote for it and a) he doesn't want to look like his wishes have been defied on that scale, and b) he can't afford to be a spiteful cunt to all 70 of them, withdrawing support and primarying them, etc. It's basically a childish "I'm not even bothered about those files anyway!" move from a grown man. I think there's a decent chance they get through the senate as well btw, and he'll have to veto them himself.

Aye I'm far too innocent to have picked up on those references!

Them fixing the Salah problem would improve them a decent amount tbf.

He's blocked her running for the senate. And she's mad as a fucking hatter. I'm not sure this gets fixed.

Yeah I'm not as delighted at the prospect of Liverpool actually fixing their problems either.

It's like when he's unleashed in the kitchen, substituting all the wrong ingredients in. "And now the finishing touch...... Lewis Miley as part of our front three..... ....... Thoughts?"

The football is still pretty honking at this level. Anyway Reygis better be prepared for the calls for his head if the loose v us.

Who was it was telling us bad films and telly shows don't get good IMDB scores?