Gemmill

HE ASKED YOU DICKHEAD.

Craig, I don't begrudge you the chance to call someone a nerd. It can't happen very often.

It's measured from the touch that takes it into the net. It makes sense that own goals have 0xG.

https://understat.com/match/26890 Click on the timeline and you can scroll across and see the xG attributed to everything.

I've seen those raves you go to. Any hope you had of understanding this was left in a field somewhere, surrounded by dreadlocked fools.

Very straightforward...... For those with a BRAIN.

0.03xG for Murphy's goal. 0.27 for Barnes. 0.28 for Schar. 0.04 for Isak's. 0.00 for the OG. That's how it works. Very straightforward stuff.

The lads at understat don't agree with Sky's numbers. Murphy and Isak's chances would have been dead low xG btw. But I KNOW you will never understand this.

2nd or 3rd, I fancy.

They're just talking about our fitness at this stage of the season. I'd say Bunce has proven his worth. We're absolutely flying with 6 games to go.

91.9% to qualify for the CL now apparently. 26.4% Chelsea and 26.5% Villa.

Penalties are worth 0.79xG. Probably shouldn't be when Eze's taking them.

Longstaff with the slip. Would have topped his night off.

I feel bad for Longstaff. He's done nowt right since he came on the pitch.

Tonali's technique is outrageous.

Bruno.

Hardest of Isak's!

Murphy can't wipe the smile off his face. He looks like a bloke who's just got life sussed.

good idea.

Wtf has he booked Burn for there?! Stupid cunt.

9 more to match Arsenal's GD.

Glasner explained pre match that he felt Hughes was a better match for the physicality of Tonali and Joelinton.

Get in. Hardest chance of the lot.

We can rest lads for Villa now too. Everything's coming up roses.

He's comfortably the better finisher. Nice problem to have - this must be what having a squad feels a bit like.