Gemmill

Tremendous.

Those Steve Smith crying t shirts.

Barely made it back for that wicket in the coverage cos the stupid Aussie cunts were too busy showing England wickets.

Get in.

Was it Zuckerberg's AI that was escaping docs on libgen which is itself a Russian site where you can illegally download books for free. It's bad enough to be nicking people's ideas, never mind doing it from illegal sites. They're probably torrenting the rest.

Aye England have barely had any luck so far. A lot of work been done and a lot of close calls for those 4 wickets.

That soft cock 1.5 per over batting doesn't look so clever now. No boxes required for these lads.

4 gone.

More of this please, Mystic Smeg.

Only consolation is we don't have to listen to Beefy Brexit.

SOFT CUNTS.

These soft aussie cunts running at 1.5 an over. Big Ange will be EMBARRASSED by this.

I didn't think it had pitched in line either.

Good lad Archer.

Hope you've got a hat on, it looks hot. How is Steve Smith wearing long sleeves, the prick.

Fucking hell Harry Brook.

Anyway, we've seen enough from this England team in the past to know that one session doesn't define what comes in the rest of the series. Hopefully they can get their act together from here.

Just woke up and put the telly on and the very first thing I see is Stokes getting skittled.

Oof.

I don't know what he's talking about. He must have been talking some fucking pure drivel the rest of the time for that to be the bit they've snipped and put on a graphic.

The Cop30 convention centre having to be evacuated because of a raging fire in the convention centre is a bit on the nose.

I'm up for this. Brady is properly weird.

we really will be the barcodes if that abomination happens. "Apaz" btw.

He's been watching that YouTube video with the domino rally on and it's given him an idea.