Gemmill

Hope he makes it clear to them at half time that they need to give it a better crack than this.

I wouldn't feel badly towards him at all if he leaves. It's a really short career and his job is to make the absolute most of his talent, not to keep our club and its fans happy. I'll be gutted and it's gonna be a long month to the end of June, but he certainly doesn't sound like someone who's agitating to go. But if someone triggers his release, then he's gonna be put to a decision. And if they offer him double his wage, and they're a permanent fixture in the last 4 of the CL, he'd honestly be a bit stupid not to go.

His wife is Brazilian. She'll have loved that flag stuff yesterday as much as he did.

I actually like him and he seems like a good lad, but that shit would be unbearable if he was in charge of your team. Just this is this way I play, it's not changing, and that's that. He'll get the boot at some point next season I reckon.

So easy. Ange: "Aw look mate, we gave it a crack."

Stupid cunt is offside, I think. After a good minute of celebrating.

Game on. Fast Legs Freddy equalises.

This is vile. As I've said before, it's basically impossible not to wish for awful, awful things to happen to Rishi Sunak.

I'm quite up for Spurs v Arsenal today. Two funny results possible, and one potentially boring one. Feels like Arsenal could absolutely murder Spurs if they're on their game.

I don't mind Keane, and he's definitely just playing for a reaction there, but my favourite thing about him is that he failed as a manager. I bet it fucking kills him that they gave the job to his ex teammate Solskjaer, and he's never even been in the conversation.

He wouldn't fucking dare.

In our hearts. Which is where it counts.

Howe doing his press conferences in a black hood.

Trevor Phillips telling Sunak "you might be the only person in Britain that thinks you're delivering"

Chelsea players channelling Drogba at the end of their game was nice. "EETS A DEESGRACE!"

I'm done with those pricks. The FACT is that they cheated in the seasons when they should have been relegated but didn't get the points deductions until this season. If we apply the points deductions to those earlier seasons they're relegated. So I was actually right all along. Everton Football Club. Relegated in our hearts.

I'd love to see one of Luton or Burnley stop up. Burnley playing Forest on the last day of the season will be tremendous if it's a straight shootout for survival.

Immediately followed by Ian Wright doing a 3 minute segment captioned "Freedom of Old Trafford" showing how easy it was for Burnley to just walk through Man United yesterday.

"One of the most dynamic and entertaining teams in the league at the minute." Not my words. The words of Erik Ten Hag describing his spluttering, faltering Manchester United team. One of the richest, most expensively put together teams in world football.

It was a foul like. The ref should have spotted it in real time and VAR would never have had to create "controversy".

Why did you have to make me not want him to do it?

Good old VAR.

Aye it's a good story cos it damages Sunak, but the bloke can fuck off.