Gemmill

Here he is. Set your watch by him.

Pope missed that one, I thought. Hopefully you didn't get all the poo back in your bumholes.

Sutton keeps saying Pope should catch balls that he absolutely should not be catching.

Thiaw is great. What a signing.

Lads, put all your poo back in your bumholes, we're gonna be fine.

Is it Sutton on co-comms here? He just sounds like a total cunt.

The ref could barely get his words out. Biggest biceps at the PGMOL, and the smallest lungs.

How many times do they need to look at this ffs? Did he touch the ball? If yes, no penalty. And he clearly fucking touched it.

This should be chalked off.

Get in.

Trippier injured?

Silly arseholes.

I drove down the John Reid Road in South Shields yesterday, and the full length of it is flags. Both sides of the road, on every lamp post, all the flags at the same height on the lamp post. It's properly been organised by some committee of arseholes.

I took it to mean "before he moves to a big club".

SOMEONE is doing a poor job, we can all agree on that.

Yeah but I think your AI is hungover.

It was between them and DJLS.

His full name is Djedward btw. Named after his parent's favourite ever X Factor act.

What is this, DUFFFACE? @Duffman

"I understand that. They've played absolutely terribly and they just want to get off the pitch as quickly as possible."

Aye they showed it on MOTD. Frank wanted the players to walk around applauding the fans and Van Der Ven and Spence wanted none of it. Spence in particular walked off swinging his arms around gesticulating. Both Shearer and Ashley Williams sided with the players which I found a bit odd.

Spurs 0.05xG at home v Chelsea. Massive booing during the match and at full time. The latest new dawn at Spurs looks to be in bother.