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like a fucking psycho boyfriend telling us we need to cut off ties with our family. "Why do you need anyone else but me?! Am I not enough for you?!" Maybe not lads, seeing as we can't trust you not to completely upend shit a week from now when the orange fat boy gets a new idea in his head.

They won the FA Cup last season and the Carabao Cup the year before that.

One of the biggest cunts I've ever worked with was a Palace fan. Not long after he left someone totally by chance came across a clip of him on one of those "away day wanker" type twitter accounts, where they curate footage of dickheads in the crowd. This prick was offering everyone in the home end out for a fight.

https://www.cpfc.co.uk/news/club/crystal-palace-brighton-hove-albion-the-rivalry-explained/ Here is the storied history of their rivalry.

If you can present me with a decent Man United fan, and I can be convinced over a period of time that they don't feel they are inherently better than us, and that they don't have some kind of divine right to be in the mix for the title every season..... Then, and only then, will I see if I can conjure up some sympathy for them. Until such time, they can allllll fuuuuuuuck offffffffff and fucking suck up being a little bit SHIT for a while. They're still in the latter stages of a European competition as it stands, and they haven't been relegated in 50 years. They're not even having it that fucking hard at the minute. Get them all to fuck.

The Irish one was fucking crap. I stopped after one episode where a bloke put cereal into his trouser pocket, then poured milk in, then ate cereal from his pocket with a spoon. And this was supposed to make other comedians unable to control their laughter. It might have that effect on a 3 year old.

Aye I wanted to know that. I think it was either Lindelof or Amass.

I agree DK. It's very early in his managerial career to be getting that job. He's only been doing it since 2018 and we're seeing his lack of experience right now in his insistence that he only plays one way, and he'll stick to it regardless of results. It's totally possible that he just had a lightning in a bottle moment at Sporting that he might never be able to repeat at Man United.

Is that the record set straight yet?

Oooooeeee a prediction from Dougie. Absolutely BESIDE MYSELF to see how this one works out.

He's dead confident in front of goal as well, which is what I thought we were getting when we signed him. Now that he's had a run and a chance to prove himself, I wouldn't be surprised if he gave a much better account of himself on the right hand side, if called upon.

I haven't even got my factor 50 on yet and it's started.

Jerome Flynn ffs. I can almost excuse an American doing a bad Scottish accent cos they don't hear it much and they go for the full och aye Jimmy stereotype. But that cunt is actually British and that's what he served up. Even Mirren's was shite.

*spoilers for anyone that hasn't seen it although I wouldn't bother* That lass playing the English bint. Her accent is TERRIBLE, and it's taken her and her stupid cunt husband 1.5 seasons to get to fucking Montana. And once he arrived, it took him 20 minutes to fix the problems of the last 1.5 seasons. Fuck off!

Depends if you've taken one of your special tablets.

That record not quite straight yet. Stupid little cunt.

Wonder if we can get the stupid cunt to post again.... I bet we can't, he's set the record straight now. He's got no reason to.

Interesting chart from Clery's video on Man United - the only team worse than Man United at resisting the press since Amorim took over is Palace. The "since Amorim took over" bit effectively removes their bad start to the season, so I assume they're still not great at this, despite their improvement in general as the season's gone on. I assume that will result in us being super aggressive in the press, and yes, potentially opening ourselves up to being picked off by their fast lads.

Trump and the El Salvador creep ffs.

That's the mackem equivalent of the Mail Online showing celebs papped in their bikinis.

I enjoyed 1883, but 1923 is absolute horseshit.

Would the book still be worth a read? I'd been intending to read it first but didn't in the end.

Aye we're about 6 episodes in so we are, ya buck eejit.

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