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I'm sure it's just a confidence issue. If there were genuinely problems with basic control of the football or ability to pass the ball 5 yards, he wouldn't be playing in the Premier league. He's just in a really bad place in his head.

Terrified to say something positive in case there are consequences.

Osula out now too. Just as well Big Nick has got a huge thick penis, or we'd be fucked.

Aye good guess.

Could you not get another one of them for your project car?

Wow. No injuries? Looks like it took a canny whack.

Sammy's into motorbikes as well I think. He's basically Lou Carpenter tinkering with his HR.

We don't grow on trees, you know. 😎

That explains why every reply to his Instagram is just a fucking sea of Senegal flags.

Has Thiaw not had a call up since 2023? Seems to be what Wikipedia suggests.

I'm afraid your luck has deserted you.

Silverstone off to Juventus.

He ain't getting on no plane.

Another cock successfully teased by the look of it.

Pauline Collins aka Shirley Valentine. Deed at 85.

He's such a zero class arsehole. The oval office looks like Liberace's wet dream these days.

See how great Infantino thinks Trump is when he's sending the military into democratic majority cities and creating flashpoints with fans in the run up to games.

I mean that has got to be like a dagger to the heart for that silly cunt from the Bilbao Black Cats. It's basically the end of his organisation.

Ah dinnit beleyve it marra. Fuckun Saudi cunts have paid off the Bilbao fans now.

One for the sub 60 year olds. Don't you worry your ancient little head about it.

Eddie "Zack Morris" Howe and Jason "AC Slater" Tindall will get the better of Keith "Screech" Andrews.

Who needs fireworks when you've got semtex!

I could still see them going off in the taxi home last night and that was about midnight. Fucking wankers man.

This lad was bodyslammed face first to the floor a second after this photo was taken, and told "My friend, THAT was from our REAL brothers...... The people of Sunderland!"

Genuinely considered joining the greens for a 5er a month. Don't know much about their policies but movements need momentum and their member numbers are growing at a ridiculous rate and needs to keep going. As it turns out I haven't..... Yet!