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Actually I'm 95% sure I started the match thread for that one. Pope did his bit, but credit where it's due.

I'm just pleased it's something he'll presumably make a full recovery from, given time. Had visions of it being something more sinister. Hope your daughter's alright CT. Does it start with a flu that you try to push through or something?

Aye I'd rather we'd had an update, but he might be home by now and the club just hasn't put a statement out yet. Or they might be keeping him in out of an abundance of caution, and cos they know if they discharge him he'll be back at work. Let's hope we hear some good news soon.

Hope you haven't booked Rome or that pizza dream is dead in the water.

Barnes starting to look like the player we hoped we'd signed is a massive plus. He'd looked like someone you wouldn't have minded leaving before, but now it looks like Gordon will be lucky to get another start before the end of the season.

That's horrible. What a little cunt.

Keane: "let's hope they win on Thursday btw, seeing as that's all they wanted to talk about."

Keane's right. They're fucking crap. All this stuff about "well they look a bit more solid defensively". Eh?

Also, the place I booked for dinner doesn't do food anymore, so I got to watch the full second half, but I'm NOT very popular atm.

Piece of piss that. And I've been completely confident about this one all weekend. Double over Man United. Beat Arsenal three times and counting. Beat Liverpool in a cup final. The worm is turning.

Did you pop one of your little blue pills like, Mr Erectile Dysfunction? Pleased you got your pep back in your step.

here he is again. Captain Kamagra. You don't know old times on here.

You're gonna have to do this one without your talisman, lads. I'll get the first 15 minutes then we're off in to Keswick for some scran. Get on the Keswick webcam if you want to see me. I'm the one with the glowing aura.

Could have been even better if it wasn't for Renton strutting about the place like John Travolta in Saturday Night Live. I hope he sits on his bollocks at the match.

Brilliant, and a great result. It's getting to the stage now, the way results are going our way, where if we don't do it, we'll have completely fucked up.

Any buildup for our game is now cancelled cos Van Dijk just scored a last minute winner for Liverpool.

Shut your shite up, Dougie Daycare.

If you simps think I'm gonna go around being scared to call this DOGSHIT man United side out, you better fucking think again.

YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! YOU'VE HANDED THEM A RESULT WITH YOUR COASTAL BRAGGADOCIO!

OMG LIKE NICE ONE! HUH! WILL YOU NEVER LEARN OMG!

Spence's own goal is great.