Gemmill

If Bridget was in this position 10 years ago, she'd have been glowing with praise and saying that it showed that the left has a future etc. The view on what's acceptable to say in this country has shifted so fucking far to the right that they darent even speak now. They'd rather look like a lying fool than look like a lefty. If they're not careful, Labour will face the same sort of extinction event that the Tories have just faced.

I've watched a couple of teaser/trailers and it looks weird as fuck. I'll give it a go though. 👍

The thing is, more and more ministers will get asked about him now, after that weird answer from Bridget. If they've all been told to pretend they know nothing about him it's very quickly going to look fucking ridiculous.

I'm sure it's just a confidence issue. If there were genuinely problems with basic control of the football or ability to pass the ball 5 yards, he wouldn't be playing in the Premier league. He's just in a really bad place in his head.

Terrified to say something positive in case there are consequences.

Osula out now too. Just as well Big Nick has got a huge thick penis, or we'd be fucked.

Aye good guess.

Could you not get another one of them for your project car?

Wow. No injuries? Looks like it took a canny whack.

Sammy's into motorbikes as well I think. He's basically Lou Carpenter tinkering with his HR.

We don't grow on trees, you know. 😎

That explains why every reply to his Instagram is just a fucking sea of Senegal flags.

Has Thiaw not had a call up since 2023? Seems to be what Wikipedia suggests.

I'm afraid your luck has deserted you.

Silverstone off to Juventus.

He ain't getting on no plane.

Another cock successfully teased by the look of it.

Pauline Collins aka Shirley Valentine. Deed at 85.

He's such a zero class arsehole. The oval office looks like Liberace's wet dream these days.

See how great Infantino thinks Trump is when he's sending the military into democratic majority cities and creating flashpoints with fans in the run up to games.

I mean that has got to be like a dagger to the heart for that silly cunt from the Bilbao Black Cats. It's basically the end of his organisation.

Ah dinnit beleyve it marra. Fuckun Saudi cunts have paid off the Bilbao fans now.

One for the sub 60 year olds. Don't you worry your ancient little head about it.

Eddie "Zack Morris" Howe and Jason "AC Slater" Tindall will get the better of Keith "Screech" Andrews.

Who needs fireworks when you've got semtex!