Gemmill

That's Mike Ashley.

Hot Mitch Summer is coming no diggity no doubt. But the twin constraints of target availability and PSR will be the clouds on the horizon. I'm still packing factor 50 though.

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Well then fuck off, you mackem tit.

Hey @t00nraider2. Have you got something to share with the group?

Did I fucking stutter?

Aye, I think we do agree. If we've got a bunch of money to spend this summer, it's time for upgrades across the board. As ever it'll be done in the order that our targets become available, and PSR permitting, so we won't get everything we want or need next window, but I hope we make some decent inroads at least. There's still LOADS of work to be done, but the majority of our first team is in place. The paragraph that I wrote about Murphy, you could sub in Burn and Schar's names too. Love them both, but if we don't upgrade then at best we're standing still.

Mmmm... Bueno.

The top and bottom of it is that outside of Bruno, Tonali, Joelinton, Botman, Livramento, Hall, Gordon, and Isak, we will need to upgrade the rest of the first team to get to where we want to be. And we'll need to fill out the squad with quality too so we can play a genuine squad game. I love Murphy and I hope he's got another couple of seasons in him at the club, but if he's still in the starting lineup every week next season, then either PSR is kicking our arses again or we've ballsed the transfer window.

Dickhead!

An away match too. Only France but all adds up.

I know, fucking useless cunts.

Fucking hell, I watched every second of that. Who is watching these fucking bubbleheads? They're messing around but their patter is so shit.

Nice to see you, have you got one of your terrible jokes for us?

Is that real? Either way, Jesse Watters is absolutely weird as fuck. These hairspray bouffanted, caked in makeup manosphere TV lads spouting forth about what makes a man a man.

Isak vs Maguire should be a decent laugh. Hopefully Gordon can at least make an appearance for this one. These look rapid on the break, particularly through Garnacho, but we should definitely have too much for them. They're bottom half on merit.

Nice hairy legs on the wife.

Sounds like they're expecting a bid from Chelsea.

Pah, as if YOU'D know.

Good chance Arsenal and Everton will be fully checked out by the time we play them too. We'd ideally not want to still be fighting for points ourselves at that stage, but if we are that wouldn't hurt.

Aye that's what I meant about finishing 6th. Best season is already in the bag.

I'd say it would be comfortably the best season of our lifetime. Honestly, if we finished 6th, hard to argue it's not the best season of our lives, even though it would bizarrely feel a bit disappointing.

Gordon's had a canny little mid season break, so hopefully he comes back refreshed and flying. Any of 3rd to 5th still possible (and lower obvs), 3rd plus a trophy would be amazing and lays a marker down for next season.

We've got another game in hand to pull back the GD, but aye I wanted more goals last night.