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Aye he was clearly off. The only reason the line looked so close is cos the camera angle was shit and the Goodison groundsman is a typical lazy fucking scouser that can't mow straight lines.

There's no bad results for us from the Spurs v Man United game but a draw is CLEARLY the best result and if you don't understand that, I simply cannot help you.

Is this the best view Everton have got from their shite ground? This is offside BTW. No question.

This looks bad the way he's holding his knee.

Joelinton needs to snap that Gana kid.

Man United winning.

Everton fans SILENCED. All arms folded and huffy. They'll turn on their lads soon.

Absolutely mint that we've got two on-fire strikers that we can just rotate in and out for guaranteed goals.

Joelinton again. He's fucking MASSIVE.

Get the fuck in. Tramps!

Schar not having a great one.

The UNPRESSABLE Bruno Guimaraes.

This is unsustainable from Everton. Keep them out and we'll get on top of them shortly.

Everton haring around like fucking maniacs. They'll be wrecked in a bit.

Burn not feeling well apparently.

You FUCKING what?!

This thing with presenting from the side of the pitch ffs. You know they're gonna be playing LOUD music through a PA System, right? It's like trying to listen in on someone in a pub and then finding out it's Michael fucking Owen.

Get on the bus and shut the fuck up!

He'll be back in on Sunday. Plus he seems like the kind of kid who will understand.

It would have been good news for us.

Wilson Miggy Targett All back in.

I did the same, and on my 6th go......................LIVERPOOL FINISH FOURTH! 68 points for them. 67 for us. The logic that sits behind that calculator has been written by someone from Grimsby though, so it can FUCK OFF.

I thought you liked Liverpool. You've absolutely shit on them there.

They're listed on the Everton official site's Injuries and Suspensions page. I suppose it's possible that's out of date.