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Roy Keane. Keane had basically said "I don't know why Ange is going on so much about James Maddison. It's not like he was setting the world alight before he got injured." or words to that effect.

Watching "Am I Being Unreasonable" there and there's a scene where one woman says to another: "And I also know you stand up to wipe your bum..." Other woman looking confused: "Everyone does that." "No. They don't." You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves, you weird cunts.

She's mad as fuck her. Fortunately she seems to appeal to nobody but the most mental Tory.

Are you and the crypto bros still firmly Team Elon?

Nice of Miggy to continue to show his support. No hard feelings.

If his wife ever wonders what Sandro is gonna look like when he's an old man...

Someone must have told him poms love a whinger, cos this cunt can't stop.

This is all I see. If this is white power messaging, it's a bit route one.

Man United 1 down and only 3 minutes of injury time. Even the refs know they're done.

Needs a trigger warning, please.

Spurs V Man United used to be one of Sky's Big 6 showdown. Today it's basically the two biggest spanners in school having a fight.

If he can smell danger, how is he managing to be in the same dressing room as Thomas Partey.

To be fair, we've all seen him eject a decent amount of his mass when talking about Newcastle.

The Observer treating football journalism with the reverence that the Sunday Supplement believed it deserved.

Cos he looks EXACTLY like Ramsay but GPT reckons it's against its rules to draw Ramsay.

this is the best purchase yet.

There's a lot of bad stuff going on in the world at the minute, so let's take a second to enjoy this. A big moment for prawnkind.

They're 10 years ahead of us in terms of development man. That's it. We were shit, but we absolutely can expect to be getting swept aside by a squad and a team like theirs for a while to come. Anyone who thinks we should be turning up and matching them blow for blow is kidding themselves.

Aye. Short term uncertainty, and it's jarring to see the US behaving like this, but if it means Europe sorts its shit out and stops relying on the US, then good. Fuck the yanks. We cannot be hostage to their electorate every 4 years.

They can do this to people tbf. They've been on a shit run but they're still fucking class and we're having an absolute stinker. Write it off and on to the next. We desperately desperately need an overhaul in central defence mind. We get by and we get by until we don't. Burn and Schar have been tremendous servants but we need a couple of proper athletes, not two blokes way the wrong side of 30. Anyway, load of cack. Write it off.

Pointless even watching this now.

I mean I'm speaking facts. They've blown a fuck load of leads in the past couple of months, and their confidence evaporates when a team starts to get back into it. We've seen it time and again.