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Fell off the vegan wagon Tom?

Thank fuck our 11 at least knows his position. Who is 11 btw, Speedy is the last player I can actually remember who played in that number.

Rents, not being a smart arse but man maybe have a spliff occasionally. It’s less damaging than the drink & might help with any pain your auto immune might give you. With everything going on in the world and all the extra with your personal life you need to not be as hard on yourself, easier said than done I know, but fuck, mate there is only so much we can control, we’re really all just along for the ride. Thing will improve, make sure you’re strong enough once we get out the other side.

PWBIDFTS!

NFW!

Do I want to buy this?

You realise out for two months and then at least a few week to gain match fitness is the rest of the season?

Gemmill has one of those also, so best not encourage Quiff's mockery! TBF that's more Quiff's thing than guitars. Best value pedal I've ever bought was made by....Blastronaut. I'd be happy if I still had all the Boss pedals I had back in the 80s but some cunt nicked them all and years later when I wanted to buy another distortion/feedbacker they have become a bit of a collectors item, ffs, they couldn't give them away when they were first released. And this is how the world goes round.

No, he’s a cunt!

Post of the year right here. I know you are taking the piss but anyone that believed this I’ve got some magic beans for sale that will make you dick bigger for when you’re willie waving.

Just as puss filled as well.

I know but ffs you spend your life to be the best you can and then just give up because your happy to make some money.

There is nothing redeeming about this team, no fight, no flair, no desire - they just exist. Imagine being a footballer and being happy to just exist, take your millions and shrug your shoulders. Doesn't matter what level you are as a sportsperson you always want to try and win things, no?

George fucking Michael Owen - now get back to your ring piece Gazza 😉

Watch us roll over and help him get a hat trick.

Sorry Dave but you are wrong there. I've watched a lot of Fulham this season and their main issue has been scoring goals, the game against Everton was different for one reason, they've finally got a striker who knows what position he should be in and not relying on Mitro to suddenly turn into a 20 goal a season PL striker. We will not get a point from the next three games, Fulham will take points from their next three, more than likely 7 or the full 9 points. Then it will all be about confidence, something there is no chance of cabbage head installing in our players plus we are without our main goal scorer for the next 2 months. Gayle has never been prolific in the top flight, Fraser hasn't really shown any form to warrant faith in him scoring goals, Miggy/ASM/Willock also are not prolific. The black hole is looming.

If covid ravaged our squad, how the fuck didn't cabbage head or "the Steves" get it? [/conspiracytheory]

Champion Fist, thanks mate. Btw disappointed the only tits were Mike Ashley.

It's 11:10pm here on Saturday night and I've spent the last hour trying to catch a bird that somehow was in our bedroom and what was the clue, fucking bird shit on the bed clothes - it was wtf is that and then once we spotted the bird, where the fuck did that come from? Oh to be young and have adventurous Saturday nights again!

The whole article, not the friggin url, I cannot read it all I get is:

Bloody hell @PaddockLad, copy and paste lad, copy and paste!

Bozzos, the prawn is still with us but she's no longer a prawn, it's just Larry that's stiff!

Don’t be like that Scotty, it’s the only time old Larry could be twice as stiff as everyone else! My only problem with Larry is whenever his name comes up I remember how much of a prawn Courtney Love is (was).

Oh, thought it might of been something interesting like a 2 door W114 or an ex Middle Eastern Unimog.

@ewerk has a Merc? AH is right, don't do a PRS, you'll be playing Hawkwind covers, growing a mullet and telling everyone it's fashionable while practising your hammer ons and pull offs.