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I know but ffs you spend your life to be the best you can and then just give up because your happy to make some money.

There is nothing redeeming about this team, no fight, no flair, no desire - they just exist. Imagine being a footballer and being happy to just exist, take your millions and shrug your shoulders. Doesn't matter what level you are as a sportsperson you always want to try and win things, no?

George fucking Michael Owen - now get back to your ring piece Gazza 😉

Watch us roll over and help him get a hat trick.

Sorry Dave but you are wrong there. I've watched a lot of Fulham this season and their main issue has been scoring goals, the game against Everton was different for one reason, they've finally got a striker who knows what position he should be in and not relying on Mitro to suddenly turn into a 20 goal a season PL striker. We will not get a point from the next three games, Fulham will take points from their next three, more than likely 7 or the full 9 points. Then it will all be about confidence, something there is no chance of cabbage head installing in our players plus we are without our main goal scorer for the next 2 months. Gayle has never been prolific in the top flight, Fraser hasn't really shown any form to warrant faith in him scoring goals, Miggy/ASM/Willock also are not prolific. The black hole is looming.

If covid ravaged our squad, how the fuck didn't cabbage head or "the Steves" get it? [/conspiracytheory]

Champion Fist, thanks mate. Btw disappointed the only tits were Mike Ashley.

It's 11:10pm here on Saturday night and I've spent the last hour trying to catch a bird that somehow was in our bedroom and what was the clue, fucking bird shit on the bed clothes - it was wtf is that and then once we spotted the bird, where the fuck did that come from? Oh to be young and have adventurous Saturday nights again!

The whole article, not the friggin url, I cannot read it all I get is:

Bloody hell @PaddockLad, copy and paste lad, copy and paste!

Bozzos, the prawn is still with us but she's no longer a prawn, it's just Larry that's stiff!

Don’t be like that Scotty, it’s the only time old Larry could be twice as stiff as everyone else! My only problem with Larry is whenever his name comes up I remember how much of a prawn Courtney Love is (was).

Oh, thought it might of been something interesting like a 2 door W114 or an ex Middle Eastern Unimog.

@ewerk has a Merc? AH is right, don't do a PRS, you'll be playing Hawkwind covers, growing a mullet and telling everyone it's fashionable while practising your hammer ons and pull offs.

Martin, that Fleet Foxes album, Shore, which was released online but not available finally is if that is something else you're into.

I'm amazed Brucey would stop at one!

The Besnard Lakes have released a new album, first in five or six years.

Did you know old Larry had a penile implant after he was shot and became a paraplegic? Let's hope someone at least raised the mask for old boy one last time!

Just sold the thinline Jag, nice guitar but too fragile for me. I should learn semi hollow body guitar are for other people. Sold it for 3.5 times what I paid for it, first time I've ever made money on a guitar which was nice.

Shame's new release is cracker.

One of my favourite guitarists is a guy called MIchael Hedges, who unfortunately in the late 90s drove off the side of a cliff but his stuff is amazing and paved the way for these guys. He use to also play this wacky harp guitar.

Or get yourself a manc bit on the side (with the missus blessing of course!)

I was saying to my Fulham supporting mate a couple of weeks ago that 29 points will see a club safe this season - how crap does that make the league then? In the match thread Alex rightly pointed out Fulham only need 4 wins to catch us, thing is they will probably only need three as we will roll over for them. I think one of the bottom three will put in a decent run at some point, hopefully not fat Sham's team. If Burnley start getting our luck it could be squeaky bum time.

And yet he still gets selected and made captain, surely the other players must look at that and feel like management is taking the piss.

If Dummett was fit enough to be on the bench why the fuck was Hayden played as a CB because cabbage head is a fucking clueless, gutless cunt. He won't drop Shelvey or Hendricks but needed to get Willock into the side, so he plays important players out of position. Glad we won but where's the enjoyment in this shite anymore?