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I got a new pair of Vans also.

Yes and the thought is that people will need a booster every couple of years. They will need to vacinate 70% of the world's population and a number of years before they can even consider getting the same eradication as small pox. And for the conspiracy theorists like Quiff, how is that for an instant money maker?!??

Nope, she's gone Fist so time to knock one out for the last time and take down the poster. NSFW She got the call and is on for another season of Charlie's Angels. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/jan/05/tanya-roberts-bond-girl-and-charlies-angel-dies-day-after-premature-announcement

Fucking hell if I was her I'd be looking for a new manager. Reporter: "Hello we hear Tanya's in the hospital?" Manager: "No, she's dead!" Reporter: "Okay thanks, I'll file her obit." Hangs up. 30 minutes later. Tanya: "Oi cunt, I've just read my obit in the Guardian and you're quoted in it, wtf?" Manager: "Oh, hi it's you, you're alright, that's a relief. Got to go, need to make some calls!" Hangs up. Manager: "Fuck better call Monkey Fist before he takes the poster down, shit shit shit! Who else do I need to call?"

The beastmistress, Tanya Roberts, has finally got a 2nd season as one of Charle's Angels! Google if you don't know who she is but there is no doubt she was part of a young fists poster collection in the wank shed.

What absolute turgid shite. We've had some terrible players and managers over the years but I've never disliked a player as much as I do Shelvey, what lazy cunt he is. The way he shrugs his shoulders when an opposition player goes past him does my fucking head in, you get paid a fortune to play football you twat of a human, fucking put some effort in. Cabbagehead gets whatever he deserves for constantly sending out a side with players the others have to carry, Joelinton, Shelvey, Hendrick; fuck me how someone with all his experience cannot see how much they drag the team down is mind boggling. Someone I know had the gall to tell me we must be happy with mid table obscurity and Bruce ball, I told the cunt to fuck off and reminded them that prior to Ashley, Newcastle in the premier league era were consistantly in Europe and ranked in the top 20 wealthiest clubs in the world, why the fuck should we be happy with Bruce ball and useless cunts like Shelvey. Happy 2021 people, same shite different year.

I wonder if once we are all zombies whether we will care how shite our club has become?

If only we had a player that could supply him the service his work-rate deserves. At least without Shelvey on the pitch he didn't have to chase hollywood balls he was never going to get.

Occasionally.

Bugger can someone merge this and that other thread started by some other wanker? HNY Kitman and the rest of you buggers.

Fuck off 2020, let's hope 2021 is less of an adventure. Stay safe all and happy no longer this cunt of a year. Had tickets to see these guys for two rescheduled gigs this year, obviously didn't happen so this is as close as we get.

Don't know if was cabbageheed's decision or the back 3 worked it out themselves but I think playing Schar as the centre of three was a brilliant decision and helped his game. Clark being the organiser in the back was able to keep him in check positionally and we all know he's got the ability as a player. Also having FF on the right of the back three helped keep that side tighter as with Schar and Yedlin together they tend to lose positional sense leaving a gaping hole where our rightside of defence should be. Whatever we paid for Clark has been a bargain, when fit he should be first defender on the teamsheet.

If Fist is anthing to go by, none of the autographs would have been legible after Grandma Fist had them all three sheets to the wind! So Christmas is well and truely over in the nb house, I'm off out for an hour's drive to pick up 8sqm of grass turf so I can finish returfing the backyard. Who the fuck opens on boxing day/St Stephen's to sell grass besides herbal dealers???

Semantics!

Looks like we will get to see how average Pochettino is as he squaunders dirty oil money trying to win the next level up from the SPL. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/dec/24/paris-saint-germain-psg-thomas-tuchel-mauricio-pochettino

Well at least someone has an exciting future to look forward too!

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Happy baby Jesus birthday people, stay safe and hope your 2021 is less of a cunt than 2020 was.

Fuck some of my country people are fucking morons. Sydney is currently having an outbreak of something similar to the Covid-2 you guys are suffering. Our numbers are nothing compare to what the UK is suffering but the problem is it is summer and Christmas and people are fucking idiots so the all the unknowns that have been in contact with the 60 known cases (we were down to no community spread cases for the last few weeks) will be off spreading it over Christmas lunch and shopping, etc, etc. And how did happen? Because an American Airline staff member decided they didn't need to isolate when staying in Sydney - cunt.

So pound for pound Joelinton is obviously worse than Owen but I'd say Owen was a worse player for us. There are at least moment where big Joel looks like he is trying, Owen did not give a fuck and made it obvious how much he didn't want to be here. There must have been someone else at the club smart enough to see the ruse?!??

So it "officially" didn't happen (so it's happened)! from .com

What was the name of the South American Dennis Wise signed for us because it would be good for the club's future? There have been some right dodgy dealings in Ashley's time.

I wish, it was more I'm sick and then she fainted.