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The club shop/online shop does stuff, see the pics of Catmag's little man but as it would be putting $$$ in Ashley's pocket you may need to hold tight for a moment. Is he your's Zathras? If so congrats mate.

Got a problem with Geordies now have you? if you don't like it eat outside of Newcastle you cunt, Sunderland sounds about right for you. Why would I have a problem with Geordies you pathetic little wank stain? You should learn how to read the whole sentence before you let your little digits loose on the keyboard. Some of the best people I know are normal size people from Newcastle, the dwarfs are a bunch of cunts though.

Cheap engagement rings, hired suits... Tight bastard tbh I don't really get why folk feel it necessary to blow so much cash on one day?( not a dig at you KD, just a general observation.) My wedding was as cheap as chips, we had a great time, and didn't begin our married life saddled with debt. I watched that new wedding show on living (in the hope that it would be as good as come dine with me...it wasn't) and some daftees claimed to be spending £77K on their wedding. Disgusting. 'Tis Most weddings I've been to are like Groundhog Day- different location, same old shit. By the end, the bride and groom are invariably knackered/arseholed/divorced. Me and Mrs Fist were sat by a waterfall, on our own, by 5:00 pm on our day. family and friends had the party without us. One of the most extravagant weddings I went too, the marriage lasted less than 6 months as the debt tore them to shreds. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=631864

Cheap engagement rings, hired suits... Tight bastard tbh I don't really get why folk feel it necessary to blow so much cash on one day?( not a dig at you KD, just a general observation.) My wedding was as cheap as chips, we had a great time, and didn't begin our married life saddled with debt.-

I tell a lie, it wasn't the bearings. The flywheel exploded apparently! Fuck off? For a flywheel to explode you have serious case of claiming against the manufacturer. I've seen a vehicle where the flywheel came loose, sheared the bolts and then proceeded to make it's way through the bell housing/chassis rail/body of the vehicle. It went through it like a hot knife through butter.

The weight of responsibility that comes with choosing the restaurant is a heavy burden and that's for sure. I hate it when things go south, you feel entirely to blame. There's a couple of places in town where I feel utterly comfortable recommending; the Raj Tandoori on Pudding Chare, Francescas and now Black Friars. It seems alien to me, that you've had such a bad experience at it. It wasn't bad, it was below average (bad is food poisoning and I can give you the name of a place in Brussels if you like?) and for a restaurant like Black Friar which is placing itself in the $$$ out of $$$$ category it is a joke. Dave I've eaten in some amazing restaurants around the world where you get exactly what you pay for and I've eaten in some two bit holes where you have to question why a place like Black Friars doesn't even come close? I suppose the best comparison I can make is there is a restaurant in Stuttgart which was founded in the 1500's, totally unassuming. We had one of the best meals I've ever experienced there. It was summer, we walked in off the street wearing t-shirt and shorts, so in German terms we looked like trash and they couldn't be more helpful. Again two bottles of wine and numerous courses later, change from what Black Friars charged, and it will stick with us forever. It's not about the cost, it's about the experience and as I said BF offered nowt.

FFS is this not finished already?

I truly hope that the man gets to the point of being so broke he becomes desperate and does something illegal, only to then be caught, locked up and butt fucked by bubba and his mates to the point where Ashley is scared to sit on a stool for fear of it slipping in.. . The man is deserves nothing but pain, abuse and loss.

Sorry you had a lousy time mate, sounds like you caught the wrong staff. Ours certainly couldn't be more helpful and made the right balance between "at your beck and call" and "not hovering". TBH Dave we had been looking forward to it and it was a disappointment. What I'm glad about though is we almost ended up dragging some vegetarian friends along there and I would been well pissed if it was my fault someone else had to suffer an expensive meal when their only choice was an average vegetable dish.

Yesterday Laz but like you with a hard drive full of porn he's a dirty twitchy little bugger! We are Cath, we're just waiting to hear back from a couple of film festivals which are later in the year in the northern hemisphere before we confirm when we find her. Plus we have to find a black Cairn Terrier which is difficult as most breeders breed for grey brindle. He is but from when Newcastle was part of Scotland plus he says the SPL sucks and he'd rather watch Newcastle Jets than Scottish football!

Again FYPFTAT

FYPFTAT

Why hasn't anyone tapped up a consortium of these two??? With Bernie pumping money into QPR and Ashcunt a complete loser, nothing would give either of these women more pleasure* than to show what utter useless cunt their ex's are - name me a better way than making NUFC successful and/or beating QPR home and away? *Mind you I hear Slavica enjoys a good tongue bath but hey revive our club and there would be no shortage of volunteers!

When he first arrived 7 weeks old: Now 15 weeks and a right character:

Have to disagree completely. Forgetting the rest of the small man insults that have followed and back to the restaurant review. For what it is, it has so much potential but is let down by the service, "what ya want?" in a geordie accent while looking at you as if they are doing you a favour doesn't make it local cultural experience and very average food for $$$. After two bottles of wine, a number of courses and drinks, our bill was considerably more and presented to us as they pushed us out the door so they could fuck off around the corner for their chinese meal (where we ate a couple of nights later for a fraction of the price and the food was much better). They did have a local brown beer which was amazing but do you think the useless staff were able to tell us where we could buy more??? Save your money and go to the Turkish restaurant up near SJP or one of the Japanese around the corner from Black Friar.

I doubt you could find a jury in Newcastle that would convict Ashley's murderer, someone should just kill the cunt now. Do Derek at the same time and you'd be eligible for the keys to the city.

I remember him when he had knees he doesn't anymore Exactly. My reaction was 'does he still play?' I guess its because all other targets have been trumpted up with the cash the Mackems and Villa have, as well as those who recieve the pots of cash from Real Fascist or Man City. The likes of Bent for example who would normally cost £6-10m in a reasonable market are now touted as £12-16m, which we seriously cannot afford. Especially with wages taken into consideration. So we either have to sit and wait, buy a clapped out freebie or hope we get some 'Vladimir Sukanobov' from Dinamo Turnip who no-one has heard of. What is it with Fat Sam and past it players.. Smith, Geremi, VIERI? He only has a 2002/03 copy of champ manager.

Seriously if they were mechanics most doctors would be out of fucking work, useless cunts. It no wonder Ashley hasn't decided to go back to uni and study medicine - his lack of understanding to everything would make him perfect for a career as a doctor.

you can run but you cannot hide

Are there specialist gay proctologists??? Martin don't be such a mincer, just go see another doctor. Say I've got this, this and this wrong and I've had this, this and this test with my previous quack but she's a useless cunt and I don't feel she's right, she's to fixated on .... (the ashes)

Fuck I hate cricket.

John "I left my job in Canada so I can, fuck there's no job?" Carver Or that cunt Derek telling the world the sale is close now, so quick renew your season ticket before the new owners up the price (cunt!)

I was listening to The Very Best of Elvis Costello and The Attractions yesterday and when Shipbuilding came on it made me realise (reaffirm maybe) what a fucking brilliant songwriter Declan is. the necks - drive by (worth a listen if you can find it.) edit: yes yes I know he only wrote the lyrics of shipbuilding

I suspect FloJo and Kratochvilova will still hold their records in 2025 and 2020 respectively, but that's probably not quite what you're after. What a babe though. Certainly ticks all my boxes. Right down to having a BIG cock FYP

I suspect FloJo and Kratochvilova will still hold their records in 2025 and 2020 respectively, but that's probably not quite what you're after. Again, wing-less planes so their records shouldn't count On that there is no way in hell those two would have got away with such blatant steroid use today. The 80s, drugs were so much better then.