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I could think of better ways to end the season instead of having even more media attention.

Maybe Joe (twatface) Cole for Petrov or Gerrard other than that it's spot on.

It'll be 808 State on the record player next and you'll be on the dance floor glowstick in hand Black ryder, an Australian Mazzy Star wannabe.

Aye, I think that would be class. I'd give Colombia a wide berth though. I suppose I should really start saving for such a thing. Why coke is really cheap there! One of those false bottom bags might set you back though.

Too fucking right he has. How long did it take? 5 or 10 minutes?

Martin and HF, Either eiTHer would be great. There is no rush and I'd be happy to make a copy of anyone that wants it.

Fallen off the wagon yet?

What shits me the most is every fucker with half an interest in football seems to think they know what is going on at Newcastle and they continually spout whatever uninformed opinion they read on the bbc/football365/tribalfootball/the toilet fucking wall. And they know nothing!

Ok, thanks Martin. With Amazon I could only find VHS copies?

The Highlands and the Western Isles are great. Mull is particularly beautiful and pretty accessible compared to most of the others. I'd say 6 days in Edinburgh is a bit OTT if you're not a smack taking junkie though. FYP.

I'l take two days off and invest the other two in that project I told you about. holidayworktastic.

Not bad good sir! Just a little bored and feeling sleepless. Yourself? About the same. Ready for the Easter weekend.

Hey Tom How's tricks?

Seeing it looks like Keegan and Gemmill are one in the same, shouldn't it be Keegill?

Newcashle Newcashle hash shome battling playersh like Shmith and Capasha. Yesh. Bet his mates all wear rain coats when they go out on the pish!

Back to the topic. Help?

No Dave you twat, I'm just bored with Luke's patter. I love a sunburnt cuntry! Wasn't talking to you in the first place cockmuncher. Too true, you placed it on a public forum for the world to see what an idiot you are

Keegorinhio

I don't care about "ridicule" on this board. Ridicule me for what? Do you disagree when I say that he's a waster? If so please elaborate. Tell me what he's contributed to our season. I've been saying all year long that he's a spent force and a mercenary. What has he done to prove me wrong? Mate, it's not about proving to everyone here whether you deserve a medal or a chest to pin it to because you are right! It's a pointless comment to I was right you were wrong! Especially as the team now finds itself at the wrong end of the table. Personally I wish you were wrong and he was firing on all twelve cylinders and it's a shame you don't feel the same way.

Seriously why? What is the point of your post? It's like you're just asking to be ridiculed.

No just as fat but I have a better touch and qualify as a convict.

I'd say you'd probably give Owne a run for his money anarl fishface.

I'm trying to purchase a DVD copy of the Mika Kaurismaki film Zombie and the Ghost train (Zombie ja Kummitusjuna) but I'm afraid my Finnish barely extends beyond Juha Kankkunen. It's obviously available here http://hintaseuranta.fi/tuote.aspx/67416 but from my attempts to buy a copy from the first supplier they won't export it to LuckyLuke's favourite cuntry. Anyone able to help? Please?

Straight swap for Elano or Petrov please.

No Dave you twat, I'm just bored with Luke's patter. I love a sunburnt cuntry!