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I thought all vehicles in 'merica came with cup holders tbh.

And what a dual core is just two singles fighting it out and glued together? Of course two dual cores together make a quad core! What do you think it would be Laz, a mexican stand off???

Goddard way before that twat Tarantino (why does it not suprise me james_cockburn lists him as his favourite) ripped him off and claimed to be original. Truffaut was a brilliant film maker also.

Except when a british or irish horse is running! EDit: by the way Purple Moon ran second so it was no stevieliketips

Shouldn't you be on holiday's? I am but I woke up too early (it's 5.40am) and thought I'd catch up on e-mails etc. Got a fairly early start as I'm travelling along the Garden Route today so was worried I'd sleep through the alarm Don't you hate that? Have a great day then miss. Look forward to the pics.

Shouldn't you be on holiday's?

Anyone care? *It's a horse race if you didn't know. Master O'Reilly is favourite but Purple Moon looks a good possible with probably aust's best jockey on board. By the way wacky, what stopped you?

inadvertent? But New Order have broken up!

It was obvious Saturday that by playing him and Milner on the opposite sides to the pitch to where they should have been, that the team suffered from no width. But it was interesting watching Charlie when he moved not only inside but also to the other side of the pitch, he tended to create better options for his team. It's been said often that he's not strong enough to play in the centre mid but considering the lack of creativity coming out of there at the moment and Allardyce's insistance on playing a defensive midfielder why not play N'Zogbia in the centre? He offers more than Emre and seems to be the only player in the midfield at the moment that can consistantly shoot from outside the box accurately. By moving him in to the centre of the midfield it does pose the question of who would play down the left? Maybe if Sam reverted to the 4-3-3 with N'Zogbia, EMO & Martins (while the fat aussie bastid is out) or even 4-3-1-2. Thoughts?

Is his ACL sorted? As long as our passing is accurate he could be someone to aim thise long balls at

So far this season Allerdyce has been given football lessons by Sven not good enough for Ingerland and now 'arry Redneck! And what's his answer when it gets tough? To move the most threatening attacking player on the pitch to left back, to leave the plodders on and then still get the team to kick it long from the back line. We may as well not even bother with a midfield, 5 in the back and 5 up front. It looks like he's struggling without his players that kick lumps out of the opposition. Also looks like Owen's lost a lot of strength out of that leg, he found himself in some good positions but lacked the power in his strike, not good.

Now Tom, you're an adult now and you need to be responsible and having a cat just because of a bet isn't the responsible adult thing to do. Besides when whoever it was bet you you couldn't get an pussy, a cat wasn't what they were referring to! Tell them you can get smo's cock for a fiver.

You think Clarkie secretly knows Glen will be sacked in 6 months? Yes, he's seen his methods first hand Kind of what I was alluding to... But will he lose points on the magness scale for it?

Weapons of mass distrustion tbh.

more likely to see that shape in a muffin top now days tbh.

Repeat ad nauseum tbf Except for the rain bit.

Then why is it trawling the member profiles and not the various threads?

And why is it looking at toontastic's member profiles? Spamtastic?

Oh and I forgot Cath is living that Toto song.

And which ever you chose just make sure it's 100+Hz unless you miss that strobing effect.

Well, stevieintoon has chucked a wobbly, james_cowhatsthefuck likes kid cock and james bl©unt and has chucked a wobbly, fish is going to lose his job, there were a host of birthdays, we can't win away games, gemmill doesn't post during the day anymore, pud has his lens oot, smo and his cock still feature with wacky being his little offsider, england lost the thugby world cup final, HD looks like sydney, t-keith got pissed on a tenner, alex is enjoying calling fish a pedantic arsehole, shirley keeps popping up and it's currently raining in most of australia. That help?

For some of us it's just cheaper to look out the window! If you want advice from an industry perspective don't invest in HD just yet, it's still a good five years from being the format of choice for productions and like everything give it a bit longer and it will be a lot cheaper.

Friday is the new Monday pfft.

Chinese Customs A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door, but on his way up the drive-way, he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom' he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a cow down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the cow's bum. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbour hood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that cow's bum, it could just about shit on you.' The Chinese man is very taken back and says 'Sorry sir, you do not understand; these aren't Chinese customs I am performing, but Australian customs.' 'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.' 'Yes they are', replied the Chinese man, 'for you see, in order for me to become a true Australian, I must chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit '

I'm using a program called media pirate which works on everything from youtube to myspace to boobtube but I was just trying to rip something from an american college station which is a .wma and it can't find it! They have varing spec downloads so maybe the most expensive version will work. http://www.mediapirate.org/