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Injured, end of thread unless you are Souness.

Rather have Diego after watching the shift he put in for Bremen against Madrid last night.

He'd start up front before Ameobi for me everytime. But value for money, no - Laura rates him though, says it all really.

Firstly let's honestly address the Shola question; if the guy could control a ball then he wouldn't receive half the abuse he gets. The angry midget said it best when he stated Shola traps a ball further than wacky can pass it. The amount of times he loses possession because it ricochets of his shin or even worse from his head to his hand is beyond what any supporter should expect for a professional footballer. Also if he were to stop swinging those arms that always lead to him giving away free kicks chances are it wouldn't hit his hands as much as well. In defence of the defence - there was no excuse for Charlie or Taylor's games, they couldn't pass to save their lives and for all SA's backroom staff if there isn't one of them that could advise Charlie that he needed a longer set of studs then what's the use of a clinical psychologist? But as for Cacapa and Rozy, I don't think anyone can blame him for playing the simple ball out at time as the problem with our defence on Monday night all stemmed from the midfield and its lack of everything. They didn't create options for the CBs, they didn't seem to have a grasp of whom they should be marking and the way they kept of giving up possession repeatedly through miss placed passes or by aiming it at donkey to miscontrol back to Derby's midfield, yes the ball often ricocheted that far, made Roz and Cacapa's jobs that much harder.

I made some tasty chicken vegetable soup last night.

Tom, you're very zomffgggg!!!111! 'y at the moment! He's probably on musical creative high!

emf - unbelievable beastie boys - sabotage

I'd like to see a return to a 2-3-5 formation just so we can keep all our attacking players happy.

Yeah but you know deep down the twat would still bleed red

Quick Alex, someones running away with your mull bowl and billy!

Look at it this way it for this season alone that would equate to 6m in value.

This. Where has the love gone? This was a good banter board before I went on holiday. How come everyone is taking things so personally now, what did I miss? It was decided yesterday that people were too nice to each other and we should generally abuse each other, for the good of the board like, you fuck face. Actually, obviously I hope this is a piss take from S-O, and think it is. However, from what has been made publically available (i.e. not having seen the PMs), it seems to stem from a completely innocent joke from S-O which triggered a massive paranoid over reaction from PP. You've summed it up in one my son. Now if any of you fuckas vote for me to leave I'll be round your gaff in 2 days! Hey SMO, I voted for you to be off the island. Just so you don't get lost my address is: 34 Ramsey St, Bouncerville, New South Wales, 'stralia 25getfucked. See you soon! Just booked my ticket you flamin gallah That's great, actually one of my Neighbours, Harold I think you know him, is really looking forward to you arriving. Something about unfinished business and you calling him an old twat???

The male version of a B.O.B or toyfriend, ask Laz he'll show you. You just know that link is going to take you somewhere all wrong.

This. Where has the love gone? This was a good banter board before I went on holiday. How come everyone is taking things so personally now, what did I miss? It was decided yesterday that people were too nice to each other and we should generally abuse each other, for the good of the board like, you fuck face. Actually, obviously I hope this is a piss take from S-O, and think it is. However, from what has been made publically available (i.e. not having seen the PMs), it seems to stem from a completely innocent joke from S-O which triggered a massive paranoid over reaction from PP. You've summed it up in one my son. Now if any of you fuckas vote for me to leave I'll be round your gaff in 2 days! Hey SMO, I voted for you to be off the island. Just so you don't get lost my address is: 34 Ramsey St, Bouncerville, New South Wales, 'stralia 25getfucked. See you soon!

The male version of a B.O.B or toyfriend, ask Laz he'll show you.

Will you fucking stop it! You're stalking me with agreement today!

Bet you £50 neither of them would stay away longer than a week

And you call Viduka a lazy fat ozzie You truly have a fucked up valuation of a player worth to a team don't you Dan?

Probably just cover that with the transfer fee from the arse

Far too quick to apologise!! Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! I do, and i get me leg over now and again. Think i have commitment and abandonment issues tbh. Who needs a woman when you've got a fleshlight eh? And remember when it all goes sour with a fleshlight, it'll only cost you a new set of batteries. Never been divorced but then again never been married.

Personally I can see Dyer running all the way to Upton Park just so he can link up with Bowyer again! Everyone knows my opinion but I'll repeat it for anyone that missed it the first hundred times. Get shot of the waster before he's back on the treatment table.

What a load of bollocks. I think the shrimp muncher is right tbh I don't see any reason why a professional footballer who has a release clause in his contract should ask to have it removed just to appease the fans. If we don't want release clauses in people's contracts, we need to tell them when they sign that they can't have one. No one should expect Owen to ask to have his removed though. At this stage it might end up working in our favour anyway - if he decides he wants to leave at the end of this season with one year left on his contract, we've guaranteed ourself a minimum fee, albeit of only a quarter of the amount we paid - it's either that or nothing one year later. I think if he signs a new contract next summer, it'll be a significant show of loyalty to not have a clause in it at all. If you sign for a new club, and have a release clause, it raises doubts straight away about how committed the player is. "It might go wrong so I have a way out" fuck that, it's tempting fate. The only release clauses we should ever have put in anyones contract, are the same ones Barcelona, Valencia and other Spanish clubs do. For example Ronaldinho's buy out clause is £58m, Leo Messi has a buy out clause of over £100m. Of course no one is going to pay that, so it's a statement of intent to scare off other clubs thinking they can poach their players. The transfer market isn't fuckin ebay, a ridiculously low buy out clause is exactly the same as a reserve price on there. If you want the player you know the price. If there's no reserve price/clause, you can dictate the market and legally there's fuck all any agent, footballer or opposition club can do. You get occasions where players are cunts like Pierre van Hooijdonk and they refuse to play but that is rare. A superb show of loyalty from Owen, would be closing the door on the opportunity to stitch Newcastle up by moving for less than his true value, and closing the door on an escape route. An escape route?!?!?! I'd give both me baals to play for a club like Newcastle, and we're moving in the right direction. I fucking can't believe it we actually agree on something (and I'd give your balls to be able to play for Newcastle). Gemmill, you're right it is bollocks asking something like what I suggested but seriously that's the sort of commitment I think we as supporters deserve from the club captain. Parker never had it and unfortunately that why he wasn't a good captain. Maybe we were spoilt with Shearer but Rob Lee who wasn't from the geordie nation was as commited to the club. (Stevie it's a prawn, shrimps are what we call them in tv commercials for the 'mericans.)

He's actually part of the U21 team. The reason he wasn't called up is down to a number of reasons but with Viduka now at Newcastle chances are he'll get more of a look in. And for whoever asked what position he plays he's an attacking midfielder, which may work now Sam's here but under the last two manager his opportunities were always going to be limited.

Dirty silicone filled ho! Scar 13 is far classier

Only if he re-signs on a new contract, without any release clauses. Then he will have shown his commitment to Newcastle.