sammynb

elbow - cast of thousands

kyuss - and the circus leaves town.

1. Listening to ginger Josh and Kyuss 2. Someone who was very important to me but fucked off chose valentines day and what would of been our 12th anniversary to contact me about trivial matters. 3. The copa mundials are awesome but the kids I play football with wanted to know when in the 70s I bought them. 4. Have a truck load of work but am struggling to get into it. 5. I'm hungry, I might go buy some lunch.

You got to love that don't you. I did an apprenticeship before I went back to Uni and the shit you had to take from the tradesmen was a joke. The feeling of gear oil running down your back while you are holding something in place or some stoopid fooker chasing you around the workshop with a grease gun, oh the joy. I even had one fucking useless <insert cath's favourite word> hit me with an arc welder shock because he though it was funny.

No use appealing that it's longer bobby Here we go right wrist 23.5 cm Left wrist 23 cm So only your right arm strong enough for a reach around

Seeing half you fookers don't shower enough as it is, it's scary that you are covering yourself in the overpriced sickly smell of designer aftershave. Have a bath you tramps and you won't need to waste so much money trying to smell pretty

I mean I dunno who she is. Was just a picture in a pdf porno. Outstanding I thought. Looks like Anna Ohura to me though I'm not 100% sure. Everything you ever wanted to know about Anna (nsfw) You can criticise Gemmill for a great many things, but you have to say, he knows his Japanese porn. It's about time you owned up to having a fetish Scotty, it will make you appear more manly!

No use appealing that it's longer bobby

You'd be able to more than cover the 5k with a bit of selective mail redistribution, so it's a no brainer really. Come on Pat, show us your new hat

Correct. Sweet pancakes are fucking horrible. Mine had.. tuna, red pepper, cucumber, a bit of salad cream to clog it all together and some slices of iceberg lettuce.. beautiful. Fucking hell, even as a sandwich that is just wrong

I used to like Cool Water but it reminds me of the ex and we're not really on speaking terms at the moment I've never got the perfume/after shave thing. People have a tendency to over use it and there is nothing but the stench of trying to smell only like the product. A good soap and deodorant is all that is necessary. The most amazing smelling person I've known needed nothing more.

What fucking beard? Even aunty Gemmill knows I shaved it off a month ago. Keep up sammy

I suppose seeing you are the one of the end of his man sausage you'd be the one to confirm this, hey sammy?

slowdive - pygmalion

"Giving Anal Sex" Tom you can't give up something you've never experienced

spank rock - yo yo yo

you aren't aware that a previous Newcastle chairman decided to sell Gazza, Beardsley and Waddle are you No defending anyone but Waddle actually wasn't sold by any Newcastle board. He left after refusing a new contract albeit because he wanted to go to a club with ambition. The club was then awarded by the FA a pitiful token transfer fee, pre-bosman days. Truth be known it was actually because of this that the board of the times sold Pedro and Gazza because they didn't want to lose them for nowt.

Is it just me or do they all look like a team that just can't wait to get back to shower together in those photos. Stevie G, "Craig old chap can you just bend over and pick up the soap I just dropped?" "Oops, how did that get in there!"

I mean I dunno who she is. Was just a picture in a pdf porno. Outstanding I thought. Looks like Anna Ohura to me though I'm not 100% sure. Everything you ever wanted to know about Anna (nsfw)

radiohead - ok computer At any point does anyone know if they admitted to it being inspired by the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

Likewise but it's more than a cab ride to get there for moi.

the go-betweens - the house jack kerouac built

Come on Tom you must have a weight of crack lying around the house somewhere. Just get the torch out and relieve the boredom

Practically all your cultural exports are gash tbf That's why they are successful in England isn't it Aye, they leave as artists and end up presenting Animal Hospital, says it all As long as they stay there and don't end up back here, who gives a flying fuck

Fuck me you don't half come up with some shite scotty!