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Morning it is then.

??????? No bullshit. Genuine offer. I buy the spices from Indian shops and the recipes are in microsoft word format. Expected some flak for posting it though .... 139682[/snapback] Sorry LM, I meant Clueless (Souness). It would of at least got some of the shit out if him.

Real curry or that glowing toxic shite that you get in chip shops? 139530[/snapback] real curry. ... home cooked by an expert curry chef like me...anyone who wants recipes, pm me. Might need an e-mail address though [waiting for the sarcy comments ...... ] 139531[/snapback] A good curry probably would fixed clueless LM, why didn't you speak up earlier?

[scoobydoo]nice one shaggy![/scoobydoo]

No, it isn't. It's about helping the team win games. Who cares if Drogba only scored 12 last season (he had 11 assists, too--the highest of any striker), when Chelsea out-score every other club, including Arsenal and the Glams with their BiG nAmE strikers? Shrek and Horseface scored 37 of the Glam's 72 goals. Henry scored 27 of Arsenal's 68. If 30-45% of your goals are coming from one player, then your season practically depends on that player's fitness and each game depends a lot on one player's form. Much better to play a system that spreads the chances around. It's much easier to replace a striker that can jump well and pass a bit than it is to replace one who can score 20+ goals a season. Same goes for any player. The system is king. 139042[/snapback] Written by a person who's team has three of the most ineffective strikers in the league

How come they got a German manager and we didn't?

The first breaths of JMC. Psychocandy.

The last breaths of JMC. Munki.

All Chinese takeaways sell chips! In fact, most of them sell burgers, kebabs and pizza an'all 139191[/snapback] I knew we should have taken you to a decent chinese restaurant when you were here! Chips, burgers, pizza and kebabs how very english/italian/lebanese of the chinese. There would be a gang war here if a chinaman tried to sell a kebab.

Who the fuck orders chips at a chinese? Actually what chinese offers chips? Peking Duck, a good sang choy bow, yum cha if it's lunchtime but chips! WTF?

Still there meself.

Sober at last but he keeps saying, "where's me mum???"

I'm with you on this one Sammy - they seem to have a canny good team all round and, for a change, they seem to be going into a tournament with good team spirit. Gonna stick £20 on them. EDIT: Managed by Marco Van Baste iirc? *drools at the memories of MVB playing and wishes we could sign Kuyt and him turn out half as good* 139166[/snapback] They are paying 13/1 here so I'm putting a couple of hundred on them in the hope they will help pay for the tour of jormany.

Is this the Australian band featuring that slapper from Neighbours??? Fuck me they are shit. I had to direct a program which they were featured in and forgetting her arse, she is just fucking plain (that's when she could get the drummers tongue out of her mouth.) I wish Elvis would take them to the cleaners for that blatant rip off of pump it up.

We better sign him now because after he and the dutch win the world cup (and I'm not joking look at their run once they get out of the group stage) he is going to cost another 5 to 10M on the 10M they already want. Especially if the stories of the Arse being offered 50M for Henry are true.

And what's he going to be on, 3000 a week? Best keep him, pay him minimum (football) wage and hope the stiffs win a trophy, could be our only hope!

BRMC - Black rebel motorcycle club

Hope you showed her more than a bottle of brun! Fucking Slovenia is only a bus ride away compared to here.

I've been to Tasmania and Queenstown in South Noo Zarland - does that mean I won while I was there?

And why would Henry staying be fantastic? For NUFC it will be an absolute disaster. We need to grab 4th place - Arsenal will be a lot more difficult to catch with Henry weighing in with 20+ goals next season. Yes, yes he's good to watch but so fuck - do you want CL or not? 138277[/snapback] I think it is more worrying that with Henry still at the Arse then Zog will more likely be tempted to go if they infact want him. And for NUFC that would be an absolute disaster.

Daglish wasn't given enough time to be successful though, wouldn't you agree? He was sacked far too early and, therefore, wasn't given the necessary backing imo. EDIT: Totally agree with SLP's and Zico's sentiments too. 136665[/snapback] I'm astounded. Dalglish was given too long. The man was a total disaster and it became very clearly that he was not going to achieve anything positive at the club. He managed to dismantle an excellent team that needed strengthening leaving us playing negative football even in a Cup Final. 138194[/snapback] The ridiculous thing was Bridget that he was sacked only 2 games into the season, after spending a lot on signings. Personally, I think a manager with his pedigree certainly deserved an extra year though (something I was never willing to give Souness because he was a proven failure). How could he possibly have been given less long anyway? There are all sorts of reasons why that team was dismantled btw, not all of them under Dalglish's control. Plus there were some serious mitigating circumstances why things went pear-shaped in 97-98, not least the loss of Shearer at his peak (compounded by the forced selling of Ferdinand, and Thomasson, who could have been superb, not settling in in time). That's not to say his time here went well, but the timing of his sacking and his replacement by a fuckwit were insane, only to be repeated 5 years later...... 138240[/snapback] Dogleash is summed up in one statement. He sold Pedro fucking wanker. The only reason he won the league with Rovers was Shearer, fact! (I recently heard Robbie Slater interviewed (starting 11 CM in that team) and they were his word.)

He's fucking shit. Just ask any Australian that had to watch him throw away the World Cup play-off against Iran in 1997. 3-0 up with 20 minutes to go, they score a goal and he just sits there, they score a 2nd and then he decides to make a change, 3-3 as he get's the sub on and Iran's going to France on away goals, useless dickwad!

He's fucking shit. Just ask any Australian that had to watch him throw away the World Cup play-off against Iran in 1997. 3-0 up with 20 minutes to go, they score a goal and he just sits there, they score a 2nd and then he decides to make a change, 3-3 as he gst's the sub on and Iran's going to France on away goals, useless dickwad!

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