Gejon

I always wondered what the "removed" part meant Well cousin Darren is a bit of a twat, lets remove him. Ah he has been alright recently, lets let him back in yeah? Acting the twat again, now Darren is my first cousin twice removed

Aye what others have said mate. Lost a close friend a few years ago to a car crash, took forever to actually start to sink it, still doesn't seem real now in a way. We have a football match every year with the money going to charity, maybe you could do something like that?

Carnival really good then? Only read one review that said it was poor

I didn't say I'd be in the Trent before the match. If yous don't get to O'Neills I'll see you afterwards. So how come we didn't get invited? Toontastic mongs welcome. Board warzzzzz!

Would be good to meet you finally mate, doubt I will be doing much drinking before the game as I don't get in till about an hour before KO and I have to drop my stuff of at the hotel.

Anyone about this weekend then?

No you're not I have got about a quarter of my presents I think.

I hate the word with a vengeance but once in a while...YOU are a grade A CUNT !!! What she said. Pretty obvious you've never been in a relationship James Tbf he is in a relationship. She is really pretty

Byker Charver has a guilty concience Edit:

Exactly people expect miracles, ok Allardyce has made some strange decisions in his short time here but it seems people who expected instant success or weren't too happy with his appointment have used this and blown them out of proportion. We were left in a mess after our last 2 managers destroyed us, we have signed a lot of new players (which the majority I am happy with) and Allardyce is trying to get the team working to his methods. Barton being out hasn't helped as although he isn't exactly Elano in the creative stakes he will (when fit, another one who some have been quick to jump on) will link up midfield with attack a lot better than a Butt-Geremi/Smith partnership would. We are 12 games into the season and 5 points off 6th placed (which I would be more than satisfied with) Portsmouth who we have a game in hand over. There are lots of things we can improve upon and a few more players are needed but we certainly arent anywhere near the stage where we should be contemplating the next manager. Keep chopping and changing every time things arent great and we will never move forward. Damned by faint praise. For me this is SA's worst sin. He should be trying to find a system which works for the players not trying to force a system on his team. Suppose its worked for him so well in the past he doesn't see why he should change it. He has probably signed most of the starting 11 anyway so I assume he looked on their abilities to play in the set up he uses..

Exactly people expect miracles, ok Allardyce has made some strange decisions in his short time here but it seems people who expected instant success or weren't too happy with his appointment have used this and blown them out of proportion. We were left in a mess after our last 2 managers destroyed us, we have signed a lot of new players (which the majority I am happy with) and Allardyce is trying to get the team working to his methods. Barton being out hasn't helped as although he isn't exactly Elano in the creative stakes he will (when fit, another one who some have been quick to jump on) will link up midfield with attack a lot better than a Butt-Geremi/Smith partnership would. We are 12 games into the season and 5 points off 6th placed (which I would be more than satisfied with) Portsmouth who we have a game in hand over. There are lots of things we can improve upon and a few more players are needed but we certainly arent anywhere near the stage where we should be contemplating the next manager. Keep chopping and changing every time things arent great and we will never move forward.

I thought it was the German for mincer

Happy Birthday you big gay bear

Owen or Martins would have been a good thread

Zip it, monkey-hanger. There is a village near me called Moggerhanger

Says a little about my memory but more about your shit squad that I am struggling to even name your midfield 4!

Lad I work with must have a sick day/s every month. He had to start using his holiday in the end.

Is he really 26?

There's a surprise. Perhaps I should be more like you and be ignorant to the current problems at the club. Can you expand on what I'm "ignorant" to please? Your comment suggests you think I moan about things and that I'm never impressed with anything the club has done, which in truth I'm not because we're a fucking shambles and have been for a few years now, by accusing me of never being happy suggests you're ignorant to the problems the club has. You must see that further upheaval in the managerial and coaching positions would simply prolong this shambles? surely? I think he said that tbf.

Martins should have come on a lot earler!

Got rid of Dyer and replaced him with an inferior player in Smith. He didn't get rid of Dyer. Dyer wanted to go hell of a lot of difference. Ok, Dyer wanted to leave and Allardyce replaced him with an inferior player. To be fair though, it's given you something (another thing) to constantly fucking moan about. says the martins moaner extraordinaire I have one player that I moan about. I leave the moaning about every other player, the manager, all of the coaching staff, the chairman and the owner to Baggio. And he pretty much manages to get through them all to be fair to him. Noelie seems to do a better job than Baggio tbf (no offence Baggio )

This game is quite different to any game though.

he doesn't know how to stay on his feet and jockey. just goes lunging in. basics for central midfield tbh. he's shot shy and the less said about his distribution the better. Definitley should have had a go when he had that little run towards the 18 yard box, seemed to panic and lose it.

The sensible opinion.