Gejon

Apparently the river leads out into the sea? (genuine question, someone told me earlier and I only know this is in Wales somewhere).

If you really are CabayeAye,

Congrats HF

It's not Cabyes is it, knew that sounded vaguely familiar.

Quality again.

Perfect

Jon.

Hi.

He was given a last chance a few months ago and predictably got banned. Not sure why some still believe he would change, he has been posting like that for 6 (?) years, he had more chances than Monopoly (that's probably not far off either )

Can't believe anyone continues to defend him. He may have been a great poster at some point, although seeing that banning from N-O three years ago where they mention him spouting the same shit for years and him not learning from warnings (sound familiar? No just admins/mods from two different forums being harsh on him, ignoring the other forums that have banned him) does really make you wonder exactly when this was? I am beginning to think this is a myth based on the fact he has told us numerous times he has been following Newcastle longer than we have been alive so he must be knowledgeable. He HAS been given lots and lots of chances, every time a thread or a post is made defending him and proposing alternatives to allow him to stay (why should a 50+ year old man need special dispensation ffs? ) those making them seem to ignore this. His twitter says it all and I honestly think it would do him the world of good if he jacked in the internet because the clear anger in his posts/tweets must creep into his 'real' life, not sure how anyone could get so deeply angry then switch off straight away when they step away from the computer.

No shit

That doesn't make any sense, unless you are confirming Fish is correct

Handball or not it was an excellent cross, as was the one against Man Utd second string (who would probably be first team players for a number of premier league sides if they left).

Woke up completely the wrong way round and tucked in once which was a bit weird.

Definitely ripped but not in the way you meant

Weights, machines, fridges, mirrors, printers, lockers, mats, desks, racks etc...

Shattered, been helping to move a gym this weekend and it's bloody hard work

Nose?

She looks all right to me.

Really like Fergie, not as much as CT but still. Don't think I have ever not been impressed with him, has tenacity for a little lad, pace, that bit of skill to take on a player and a good cross. Just surprised he hasn't been used more, although injuries have played a part.

He's off his tits tbh, really thinks he is a miss and had something special to offer despite never actually doing this on his numerous 'last chances'. I have no doubt he could write fantastic articles if he actually wanted to but he spent the whole time (thousands of posts) arguing the toss and telling people what they said.

I don't think he has looked shite at all. Feel a bit embarrassed for you right now. I thought you had flounced?

So the same he had last season, can we stop making up bullshit scenarios? If not can I put it out there Krul isn't really injured but fancied a holiday and because he knows Harper and Elliot aren't nearly as good as him he will walk straight back into the team. Colo is off getting his hair straightened. Oh and Tiote was off filming as the Stig for Top Gear but was allowed back this weekend.

He gave no timescale, personally I feel Gazza was better.