Gejon

Lamine Diatta and Nacho Gonzales.

Same.

Ones 22, ones 19, ones 7 and ones 1........ and I got them forever. Pick the first two up from the pub when you are finished and you should be ok.

It's at least 1 to 12 inches.

Sorry You are a credit to the NHS though (and the male fantasy department)

Thank you Nursey

The lasses mum is nice but her father is a bit Mackem as well :unsure2:

Yeah I reckon it's pretty realisitic

Ok

Nope, feel good that way. Went to the gym earlier and before we trained I had to have an awful release. Did another when I got home (about 7) and as said just had a wee out of my bot bot (nearly an unexpected 'fart surprise'). Probably just the crap I have been eating and drinking the last few days then suddenly being healthy. I am prone to any sort of stomach bug though

Become middleweight world champion.

What makes you think you are 6ft 5? It's quite a specific number to guess.

Just had a wee out of my bum, had gastroienteritis twice, hope it's not that

Sorry, not buying this one. If you were 5ft 5 you would know you weren't 5ft 10, if you were 5ft 10 you would know you weren't 6ft 3 and if you were 6ft you would know you weren't 6ft 5 ffs! I believe when you say you have difficulties but this one, nah!

Just before xmas we had a cold bug that everyone apart from me was off sick for, I was still ill but you know, nails. But today I did have terrible shit, hope I'm not ill again!

I don't believe you, it's a massive fucking difference tape measure or not.

Staying in, watch a few dvds, be in bed before 12 (not likely) and in the gym by 10am. I am rock and roll!

Seriously you MUST know if you are 6ft or 6ft 5? Seriously!

Maybe that's King Kev's fault considering he spent £60m on strikers, or maybe they aren't as dominant as you seem to believe.

That Arsenal lot are pretty shit to be fair. Arsenal were in the middle of a crisis with Nasri leaving as well as the void from fabregas causing panic. They conceded 4 goals to and lost to blackburn ffs, and had a string of games which made arsenal fans call for Wengers head and relegation talk. We met them at the best possible time and only managed a draw at home. Since then they have obviously gone on a win streak with Van Persie hitting form, but why am I reciting history to you. Are you living in a cave without internet and cable-tv? Spurs, Man Utd? As Manc Mag said, you're a fucking idiot. We got ripped a new one by Man Utd. The result was extremely flattering. Unlike you Im not just blindly looking at results, I try analyzing the games to see where and how we can improve. 90 minutes of hoofing and a 0-1 win is not "a fantastic game by us", but I guess we disagree on that. Also, Best and Obertan should be nowhere near the XI. You're right, results don't really count for anything. I am sure you will be congratulating Pardew and the players if we piss all over Liverpool tonight but they get a flukey 1-0 win because it's about the bigger picture really and the FA will take these things into account when handing over the points

That Arsenal lot are pretty shit to be fair. Arsenal were in the middle of a crisis with Nasri leaving as well as the void from fabregas causing panic. They conceded 4 goals to and lost to blackburn ffs, and had a string of games which made arsenal fans call for Wengers head and relegation talk. We met them at the best possible time and only managed a draw at home. Since then they have obviously gone on a win streak with Van Persie hitting form, but why am I reciting history to you. Are you living in a cave without internet and cable-tv? Spurs, Man Utd? As Manc Mag said, you're a fucking idiot.

Suarez but be proper shit then, he has 5 goals this season in a team that creates 87 chances a game.

probably be on 20+ Maybe your Kenny should have signed him in the summer, poor management tbh.

probably be on 20+

A call from who ffs? Attention seeking 'ITKs' probably the most pathetic thing on the internet. Fuck off man you massive bell end. Nice disclaimer too I work closely with the marketing/media team at NUFC, you massive bell-end! As if you have a job