Gejon

I think you boys are missing the veg content ........... or I've fucked up Fucking hell CT Yeah it was 6 kebabs but you should see the veg on the side. Vegetables don't subtract fat from the other food No offence but your diet sounds pretty horrific, you're eating burgers, pork, curries, bhajis etc.. and calling it healthy absolutely shocked you have even managed to lose a pound. Unless you are taking the piss?

Couldn't be fucked. Done.

RIP

It started last night.

I don't need to buy her cards and chocolates on a day like Valentines day to reassure me she won't run off with another bloke We do plenty of things we enjoy, pick each other up thoughtful presents on days that aren't specifically set too be 'special'. If you need Valentines day to do things like that then maybe you should worry about her running off when times get tough

No offence CT but your "it's like giving up smoking" analogy sounds very much like a pre-emptive excuse as to why you have failed. Man up and if you want to do it, do it. If you are already starting the giving yourself excuses to fail routine you aren't going to succeed. Also stop talking like you are disabled, my trainer is 48 and twice as fit as anyone else in the gym. You talk about yourself as if you are some horrifically obese specimen that can barely walk. We have seen you aren't so it's pointless, it will hurt at first but don't make excuses, you should very quickly be able to do as much as anyone else in the gym. Tough love but true. No excuses.

A coward, if you were there I doubt any of it would have happened.

True

Surely that last sentence needs to be edited, end off

Yep

All the best Stevie.

The Bucket List.

Yep (scared now)

Have to do hill sprints up this twat tomorrow (the bit it cuts out at the stop gets even steeper) -

shocking. The PC brigade obviously think there are no muggers, wife beaters, benefit cheats or drug dealers left in the world to deal with anymore. Stupid old idiot.

You need to look at the players he bought for Villa with that money It was the equivalent of taking out a loan at 50.9% APR and spending it on alcohol to make you happy, good while you are drinking, fucking shit when you wake up

Forgetting £££ for a second, what squad would you swap for the current one? [/Ashleyapologist] How does the squad of players that Ashley took over compare to those that are here now?

Money spent really shouldn't matter. Cabaye, Tiote, Ba, Cisse, Santon, Williamson, Ben Arfa, Krul and Jonas all combined cost about as much as Carroll in transfer fees. Which would you rather have? A few are far too pre-occupied with money spent. Yes Carroll was sold for £35m but we replaced him with a much better forward for free, or we got 2 better forwards for a third of what he was sold for. If we continue like we have done recently we are likely to spend little whilst still improve the team and progress. We will bring in the odd dud but not a single manager in the league (past or present) is immune from that (Djemba Djemba, Veronx2, Jeffers, Torres, Shevchenko, Carroll, Robbie Keane to Liverpool, Aqualani, Forlan, Viana, Luque, trying to sell Alonso and replace him with Barry etc...) Actually someone posted Martin O'Neill's purchases for Villa on N-O, fuck me the majority were abysmal, about 3 that worked out from quite a list and I don't think there was a single player not purchased from the UK.

Still got about 9 in 17 this season didn't he?

Here comes the voice of the Newcastle Online experts. Shame I didn't moan when we were playing in the champions League, and insist the club was badly run etc, like most of the fools on your message board. Not my board, I and many others didn't moan, not like you make out anyway. Pretty sure you have paranoid schizophrenia, not taking the piss, look up the symptoms and see if you think it applies to you.. * Condescension - sometimes the patient may seem patronizing; perhaps they may feel they know stuff other people don't and subsequently assume such a manner. * Delusions - The patient may firmly believe something, even though there is incontrovertible evidence that it is false * Increased consumption of drugs (including illegal ones) and alcohol * A preoccupation (obsession) with at least one delusion. * The individual may also have delusions of personal grandeur - a false belief that they are much greater and more powerful and influential than they really are. * An individual with paranoid schizophrenia may spend an extraordinary amount of time thinking about ways to protect themselves from their persecutors.

Leazes finds another excuse to moan, without looking at the thread I will take a guess that he hasn't positively commented on the Cisse signing? Or if he has it will end in a negative. Boring old man.

Saw this earlier, instantly thought of Leazesmag's posts

Call me unconventional, but I can't see us getting Carroll back on a free, like. No faith!

Well start disliking them then you selfish twat!

You're getting scarier as the years go by boi. was a right grumpy wanker too, couldn't sleep so when my alarm went off I was still up