Gejon

We all would though, right?

You'll be eaten alive, in a good way.

The Chronicles of Dave Abbot.

Cool story, got any more?

Euphemism?

What don't I get? I asked why you were choosing to compare those players rather than the quality players we had signed. I didn't mention trophy signings once. When will YOU learn to read and comprehend a sentence?

why do people put Owen down as their example of "failure" ? Ba, Tiote and Cisse will all be sold for cheaper, and so it will go on. One day, people like you might just wake up. Doesn't answer a single thing in my post You may as well have gone on about Muslims or something... hang on, don't! Why did you deliberately ignore the good players we have signed and start comparing Perch and Obertan to Carroll, Enrique and Bellamy?

Why are you using Perch and Obertan in your example? Why not Ba, Tiote and Cisse? They were all brought in under this "set up".

An even more belated Birthday lads

I think you boys are missing the veg content ........... or I've fucked up Fucking hell CT Yeah it was 6 kebabs but you should see the veg on the side. Vegetables don't subtract fat from the other food No offence but your diet sounds pretty horrific, you're eating burgers, pork, curries, bhajis etc.. and calling it healthy absolutely shocked you have even managed to lose a pound. Unless you are taking the piss?

Couldn't be fucked. Done.

RIP

It started last night.

I don't need to buy her cards and chocolates on a day like Valentines day to reassure me she won't run off with another bloke We do plenty of things we enjoy, pick each other up thoughtful presents on days that aren't specifically set too be 'special'. If you need Valentines day to do things like that then maybe you should worry about her running off when times get tough

No offence CT but your "it's like giving up smoking" analogy sounds very much like a pre-emptive excuse as to why you have failed. Man up and if you want to do it, do it. If you are already starting the giving yourself excuses to fail routine you aren't going to succeed. Also stop talking like you are disabled, my trainer is 48 and twice as fit as anyone else in the gym. You talk about yourself as if you are some horrifically obese specimen that can barely walk. We have seen you aren't so it's pointless, it will hurt at first but don't make excuses, you should very quickly be able to do as much as anyone else in the gym. Tough love but true. No excuses.

A coward, if you were there I doubt any of it would have happened.

True

Surely that last sentence needs to be edited, end off

Yep

All the best Stevie.

The Bucket List.

Yep (scared now)

Have to do hill sprints up this twat tomorrow (the bit it cuts out at the stop gets even steeper) -

That's Leazes btw.