Gejon

Sorry, not buying this one. If you were 5ft 5 you would know you weren't 5ft 10, if you were 5ft 10 you would know you weren't 6ft 3 and if you were 6ft you would know you weren't 6ft 5 ffs! I believe when you say you have difficulties but this one, nah!

Just before xmas we had a cold bug that everyone apart from me was off sick for, I was still ill but you know, nails. But today I did have terrible shit, hope I'm not ill again!

I don't believe you, it's a massive fucking difference tape measure or not.

Staying in, watch a few dvds, be in bed before 12 (not likely) and in the gym by 10am. I am rock and roll!

Seriously you MUST know if you are 6ft or 6ft 5? Seriously!

Maybe that's King Kev's fault considering he spent £60m on strikers, or maybe they aren't as dominant as you seem to believe.

That Arsenal lot are pretty shit to be fair. Arsenal were in the middle of a crisis with Nasri leaving as well as the void from fabregas causing panic. They conceded 4 goals to and lost to blackburn ffs, and had a string of games which made arsenal fans call for Wengers head and relegation talk. We met them at the best possible time and only managed a draw at home. Since then they have obviously gone on a win streak with Van Persie hitting form, but why am I reciting history to you. Are you living in a cave without internet and cable-tv? Spurs, Man Utd? As Manc Mag said, you're a fucking idiot. We got ripped a new one by Man Utd. The result was extremely flattering. Unlike you Im not just blindly looking at results, I try analyzing the games to see where and how we can improve. 90 minutes of hoofing and a 0-1 win is not "a fantastic game by us", but I guess we disagree on that. Also, Best and Obertan should be nowhere near the XI. You're right, results don't really count for anything. I am sure you will be congratulating Pardew and the players if we piss all over Liverpool tonight but they get a flukey 1-0 win because it's about the bigger picture really and the FA will take these things into account when handing over the points

That Arsenal lot are pretty shit to be fair. Arsenal were in the middle of a crisis with Nasri leaving as well as the void from fabregas causing panic. They conceded 4 goals to and lost to blackburn ffs, and had a string of games which made arsenal fans call for Wengers head and relegation talk. We met them at the best possible time and only managed a draw at home. Since then they have obviously gone on a win streak with Van Persie hitting form, but why am I reciting history to you. Are you living in a cave without internet and cable-tv? Spurs, Man Utd? As Manc Mag said, you're a fucking idiot.

Suarez but be proper shit then, he has 5 goals this season in a team that creates 87 chances a game.

probably be on 20+ Maybe your Kenny should have signed him in the summer, poor management tbh.

probably be on 20+

A call from who ffs? Attention seeking 'ITKs' probably the most pathetic thing on the internet. Fuck off man you massive bell end. Nice disclaimer too I work closely with the marketing/media team at NUFC, you massive bell-end! As if you have a job

Yep doing it despite the service, if he played for someone like your beloved Liverpool he would probably be on 25 goals by now.

Liverpool has less goals than the two worst teams in PL, how flattering it is to have 4 goals more than them. Apparently they dominate every game they play with their far superior manager who was also responsible for their £60m strike force. Surely with all that in mind their goals for record should be something proud to be beating?

This the Ba who is the second highest goalscorer in the league. I'm sure you haven't seen a single game this season or taken any notice of results/league position etc.. You just seem happy to spout negative bollocks non-stop. More and more certain you are a Liverpool fan given the ridiculous fawning you were doing over them the other day, it would explain why you don't seem to know anything about Newcastle.

That Arsenal lot are pretty shit to be fair.

What about Ba? Sure he will put the work in but he is fairly decent at the old offensive side of the game and it would be fair to say it's his main duty? Some talk as if we are this solid defensive unit who have got points by keeping a clean sheet and sneaking the old goal when in truth we have scored more than 12 teams in he league and have 4 more goals than the mighty Liverpool.

If people completely fail to see that Pardew's entire approach (and results yielded so far) is to try and build from a defensive base and a harrying game when not in possession then they have no grasp of football at all. B Arfa is potentially our technically most gifted player going forward from an attacking mid/link up striker position but Pardew sees that as less important (overall) than having two diligent/regimented banks of four that can try and hit two more advanced strikers. As a containing shape that has proved to be worthwhile in loads of games this season- he knows fine well we're not brilliant and he doesnt want to lose games after only 5 minutes in, so that's why he goes with it. The Toon are past masters at losing games before they've started so that alone has been a huge improvement. B Arfa would be an automatic starter in a stronger team. At the moment he's being thrown on to try and step us up a gear as an impact sub at strategic times when the game is poised. He'll become an automatic starter in any event when Ba goes to the ACN, albeit out of position so people need to stop getting so menstrual.

As back up for Best. Obviously

A call from who ffs? Attention seeking 'ITKs' probably the most pathetic thing on the internet.

We have signed CRonaldo? Get in!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/12/30/striker-jason-prior-aiming-for-newcastle-united-place-72703-30032172/ Lost two years from when he was first linked. FROM the Wessex League Premier Division to St James’ Park in two years – that is the extraordinary dream being chased by 22-year-old striker Jason Prior, the non-league striker due for a trial with Newcastle United in the New Year. Prior is the forward who caught the eye of United’s scouts by hitting an incredible 95 goals in 118 for Bognor Regis in the Ryman League South – prompting him to be invited to train with the club in 2012. It is a fairytale story that has hints of the film Goal! – the incredible rags-to-riches story that sees an unknown South American player plucked from the streets before starring for Newcastle. In reality, Prior is one of plenty of players who are invited for trials with United every year – even if his story makes him a little bit different. Prior has taken the route less travelled to his United trial, having been signed by Bognor in 2009 from Moneyfields FC – a ‘step five’ club in Portsmouth. He has never played or been on the books of a professional club and has only played for Bognor for two years. On the verge of a £12,000 move to Eastleigh on Tuesday afternoon, Bognor got the call from Newcastle asking him if he would like to come to the North East so the club could take a closer look. Club general manager and vice chairman Jack Pearce told the Chronicle: “There was a move in place to Eastleigh but then we got the call from Newcastle asking if he would be interested in going up there for a trial. “We left the decision up to Jason and he has decided he’d like to go to Newcastle to train with them and see where it takes him. We haven’t even set a date for it yet. “It has got a little bit out of hand after it got out that he was going up there. Newcastle will have lots of players going on trial and we don’t want to make too much of it – its just a trial and he hasn’t signed for them or anything yet. “Of course its an incredible opportunity for Jason and we wish him all the best.” Prior is a rangy, powerful striker with a fierce shot who can take dead balls too. And while it is a huge step from the Ryman South to the Premier League – some seven divisions – Pearce warns against writing off his young charge. With 41 years of experience at Bognor, most as manager, he can spot a talent. ”We took him from Moneyfields two years ago and he’s been fantastic. His goal-scoring record speaks for itself,” he said. ”There are probably hundreds of kids who go for trials and for most of them it doesn’t work out. But for one or two it does and Jason has his chance. “No matter whether you’re in the Ryman, on a park somewhere or the Premier League the penalty box is the same size and the goals are the same size too. If you’re a goalscorer that is what every football club in England wants on their books. ”He is a good kid, an excellent player, he works very hard and you never know, this could be his big break.” Perhaps slightly unfairly, his trial was reported as United’s “cut-price” attempt to replace Demba Ba in the African Nations Cup in some quarters yesterday. In actual fact it is Newcastle thinking outside the box in their scouting attempts, and there are plenty of examples of non-league talent emerging at the highest level. Manchester United’s Chris Smalling, Norwich’s Steve Morison, QPR’s DJ Campbell and Michael Kightly – who went from Grays to the England Under-21 side in six months – all provide evidence there is talent down the football pyramid.

He didn't have to sign for Liverpool then suck them off as soon as he left. No one will ever convince me Carroll was forced out, this is a lad who was laughing and joking the day after HIS car was burnt out, the same day Nolan was seen distraught about the whole affair. He doesn't give two fucks what people think so there is no way Ashley and Lambyarse pushed him out or made him feel unwanted. Carroll went for the same reason our tossers sold him, money. Basically, he can go fuck himself.

Yep.

Kevin ripping someone for boasting about how much they drunk, how times are changing