Gejon

Yeah I did one once, as far too 'girly' for me

at the same time? Yeah Not joking but she had photos on facebook that must have been put on within minutes of her release from hospital, obviously she couldn't have done it but it was her page and I would be shocked if she didn't get someone else to take the pics and post it for her.

Get them a couple of nights in a Premier Inn and pay for them to go to Prezzo

Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year).

He says, on an internet message board

You shouldn't teach kids not to leave £25k on their car seats, this is becoming too common a problem in England and Mario is obviously one of the main causes. What's not to get?

Replace the word "travellers" with "Muslims" in that article and imagine a certain posters uproar, we'd be on abou 30 pages already

Hope he gets shot 9 times like a proper 'G'.

Nice avatar

He's good enough for now (sorry I don't buy Raylor being a better DEFENDER because he has scored a couple of crackers) and will be good enough back up in the long term but it seems he might be getting ideas above his station. I know the board are a bunch of pricks but if they can offer the likes of Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Tiote etc.. satisfactory comments it's difficult to believe they couldn't offer Simpson a reasonable contract.

Got a 10k in October, I know that's not far at all but I really can't be arsed with running. Think I will just wing it, someone told me today worst case scenario would be jogging it in an hour, that'd do me.

RIP

A nice thought.

says the dormouse in the corner with his Newcastle Online hat on You're a strange, drunken old man Leazes. Very strange. By the way, this is the 3rd time this week I have shown my obsession by quoting your post for no reason

It's natural but don't do it to yourself mate, you did jump in and you both came out a little shaken and bruised but ok. We all have these "could have done" moments from the smallest to the biggest things and we all "could have done better/something different" but there is no point going over and over it. You did what you did and that will never be enough in your head but as others have posted, the important thing is you are both safe and well.

Fucking shit that mate and one of those things you just don't expect to happen to someone you know. Glad you are all ok in the grand scheme of things. Will no doubt take a while to get over but try not to let it take over too much, just try and think of the positives and you being there has made a difference. Al the best fella

So he has actualy fucked off without paying? Absolute wanker.

IIRC is was an older forum member (not Leazes).

Someone bet me on here that Milner would never play for England, I WISH I could remember who though, they were very sure and IIRC very aggressive in their comments towards me

We must have enough evidence to get him sectioned by now?

I like the emphasis on 'DEAD' too, sinister undertones. Whey man, both clients and candidates treat you like shit, and they need me as much as I need them. Total mugs. Most clients promise you the earth and can being awkward twats later on. The best client I have is a HR Director of a big company, and she's only 21. Director at 21, she gives me everything and tells other consultancies to fuck off, she's also fucking gorgeous. Downside is she's brummie but you can't have everything. Worst clients are old Yorkshiremen/North West mugs, "4 t'grand you say hahaha eeeh ba gum" haggling mugs the lot of them. I'm sure you all have equivalent problems in your industries with external people. I knew the downside would be location Fuck me though, director at 21, she must be related or at least letting someone with power get into her.

I like the way he has Muslims, asylum seekers and terrorist listed

Happy Birthday.

Shouldn't have been such a twat tbh, you don't claim you will donate to a cancer charity then not go through with it, especially one so close to our hearts.

what is his username on Newcastle Online, where he will blend in perfectly Following me about again. You probably won't have noticed the irony in your comment either thick lad.