Besty

come on the you mug your not fooling anyone im dead articulate and make good posts because i lovvveeee newcaslte united mate. and tbh im not even bothered because your just jealous and this is what i think the team willbe this season: -------------------Krul Kadar--Pieters--M'Bunge--Ferguson ---------------Smith Marveaux--Benarfa--Lovenkrands ---------NEW(leftfooted)--NEW(payas youplay) yeah so your just stupid and your not funny because you're jokes are crap mate. yeahhh I love nufc and i make good posts, lookin forward to the game

You think they would of been ready the twats.

We'd never get him, unfortunately.

No idea how to join a league!

Happy Birthday mate

Aye yous all give him a good clap, just unbelievable to be honest. A statement like that. In terms of the fans it's like leaving Kelly Brook for Kate Moss and going "everyone goes on about Kate's wonderful tits". I'll give him the reception he deserves. What do you want him to say? "I've heard it's a shit hole here and the fans are shit too. But you're paying me more money so I'm happy jajajaja"

I was watching the news with my wife last night. "It looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right." I said. "Yeah, very funny," she replied. "I Predict A Riot." I said, "No... Everyday I Love You Less And Less."

Blackburn 0 Wolverhampton 1 Fulham 1 AstonVilla 1 Liverpool 2 Sunderland 1 QPR 0 Bolton 2 Tottenham 1 Everton 0 Wigan 1 Norwich 1 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 3 Stoke 1 Chelsea 2 WestBrom 0 MUtd 2 MCity 3 Swansea 0

Wonder why?

Can't see that pic at work. Sho King

I completely read that in the voice of martin tyler That errr... that was the joke.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sangat-tv Couple of Asians driving round Birmingham and recording what they see, AND IT'S LIVE!

Anyone near West Road? Someone said they heard something on F365 from around there. Probably bullshit like.

I really need to go to bed but can't!

Watch The Throne - Kanye and Jay-Z Few tracks in and liking it alot!

Last week at work before my fortnight off. It's going to drag like fuck isn't it?

Don't forget to keep us updated dadoon.

Score? 0-0?

@ys defo needs to photoshop the pic of CT to add some hair.