TheMoog

Pleeeeeeeease let this be true! Fat Sam for the Toon!!!

Sol Cambell isn't the sort of player we're looking for and he's too old as well... according to Glenn last summer

Bollocks. so you're saying that all of the shit games we played this season were because Owen wasn't on the pitch showing the others how to play? No. I was referring to two occassions last night where Owen was pointing to where the ball should have been played. Not sure how you made that jump. You've got to wonder what the coaching team are doing then if it's taking Owen on the pitch to tell the players what to do...

I've said that on numerous occasions, it can't be coincidence that we played much better and were more successful with Shearer in the management team. I know that comment's like that will likely bring out all the Shearer haters and their ilk but facts is facts.

But wouldn't it be nice?... *Sigh* PS - Not the you wanking part you understand...

Reading have beaten Newcastle United 1-0 on Michael Owen's return from a near career threatening injury, the next day Glenn Roeder is called to Freddy Shepherd's office... Shep "Come in Glenn, take a seat" Glenn "Thanks. Look, I'm really sorry about last night Mr Shepherd" Shep "I'm afraid it's a bit late for that Glenn. We'd like to thank for your efforts but we won't be keeping you on in the role of manager from the end of the this season" Glenn "Oh... I see" Shep "However, being that you've done a sterling job with the youth team in the past I'd like to offer you your old job back" Glenn "Oh... I see" Shep "You can go think about it on your way to telling the first team Glenn, take a couple of days off" Glenn "Okay... err, thanks or something... injury crisis... blah, blah" Glenn gets up and walks out of Freddy's office, Freddy stands up and opens the cupboard door revealling Sam Allardyce holding a tray of pasties. Sam "Now Mr Shepherd, we were discussing the large kitty you're going to give me to spend in the summer..."

What he said Milner tried hard, Taylor was ok and if any stupid arse says give Bramble a contract should be fisted by the usless twat! Rodent should go, we all know it, sadly it won't happen any time soon though... sickening.

Sadly I reckon it's more and more likely Owen will leave come the summer, can't say I blame him either as gutting as it is to say it. Newcastle United is dead and buried.

"The Geordie fans love Roeder"

Oliver really makes my piss boil, I mean where does he get off spouting all this shite? I mean has it got to the stage where he's lost contact with reality because he's brainwashed himself in to thinking what he's typing out is truth? WE DON'T WANT ROEDER, HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

That'll be right, as always Shepherd 'backs his manager'... it's about time the fat prick woke up and smelled the pasties.

As much as it'd be nice I just can't see him coming to us - it's the same old story how everyone knows our manager isn't good enough, a decent one becomes available but Shepherd won't budge because he's a stupid, fat imbacile with no idea on what's needed to run a football club. Sam will go to Man City, Shepherd will hold a grudge over him turning the job down after Souness was sacked, plus if Shepherd sacks Rodent it'll be 'his' man getting the boot and he won't want that. Shame really, would be nice for us to get back nearer the top of the league...

Bit of a shame really, there are teams I dislike a lot more than Leeds who I'd have rather seen go down. My boss is a Leeds fan so I guess I'll be having a shit week at work next week!

You know why they fined them so much don't you, to cover the cost of what Shep's trying to get out of them in payment for crocking Owen

That's assuming he'd want to come back to the Toon, personally I think he's done a Shearer and wants to play for his hometown team regardless of ambition.

People need aspirations - without them they remain disenfranchised from the society they dis-respect and make worse. The enfranchisement of the working classes into the political system in the 19th century was all about keeping people in order. Needs a modern solution though. Which is? There's a fundamental lack of respect for other people in 21st century Britain and it's getting worse as far as I can see. You don't get this shit in Singapore! True, there's plenty of other countries that don't have this problem because they still have an element of respect throughout their societies. We've lost ours and it'll be a damn site harder to get it back unless all these stupid laws protecting criminal's rights etc are ditched. Me and a mate had a great idea for dealing with all the illegal immigrants and alleged asylum seekers we get coming in to the country, a show like The Running Man where if the contestant gets through they gain entry to the country - I don't see why a similar show wouldn't work for some of the worse charvas. Would be great tele on a Friday night, would be an adequate threat to help drum in to the scum that their actions could lead to their demise. Saying that I'd rather just round them up and shoot them like someone else said, back to the same old problem though as to how do you identify them successfully without picking up random innocents... still, the need of the many outweigh the need of the few and all that jazz

No more French defenders please, at least not from their domestic league, they don't play at the same level game in, game out to warrant a decent bid.

Same old Chelski, always whinging - getting worse than Arsenal of late.

Possibly a more commanding captain than Parker, given less negative tactics by the manager and he might show the same level of skill he did at the world cup before last.

Why IS Milner on the left instead of Zoggy??? If Rodent has fallen out with him he wants shooting, Zoggy's got so much more about him than Duff- if he fecks off to Arsenal or somewhere in the summer it'll be criminal!

Anal Oliver was just on 5Live, what a bell-end

What bollocks. I don't recall any Robson out chants, just the papers saying that they happened

Exactly, Harry's not the only one that's unimpressed!

Rodent needs Shearer as his assistant, we did alright before with them teamed up, it all went down hill after Big Al left.

That's a bit Souness-eque isn't it?