Billy Whitehurst

Can confirm this is brilliant. Just don’t expect Silver Service! Tayyabs (which is closer to Brick Lane) is great too. In both places, it’s all about the grilled meat than the curried though.

We heard it a few years ago when he got a new contract at Man Utd and did exactly that.

You see, this is the sort of compassion we need. Smack heads are a much maligned group, good to see someone sticking for skanky feckers.

Amen to that brother.

Another photoshop triumph from yourself to add to your already extensive portfolio. Less chatGPT, and more of this please. That said, if you hadn’t have mentioned that you couldn’t do chatGPT, we probably wouldn’t have noticed.

The equivalent of this in our day would have been something like Stuart “Stewpot” Francis fighting Mick Mills. People should think of that whenever they’re deciding whether to watch this shite.

Trippier looks ready for the glue factory.

Can’t argue with that. Absolutely battered today.

Tonali is really the only who has turned up today.

This lot just seem to have our number. We were lucky to get a draw against them earlier in the season.

And they get a bank holiday EVERY year as a result. We have to wait until one of the fuckers dies to get one.

I’m not on Instagram but I would assume that it relies on advertising revenues like Twitter does? Musk has absolutely fucked Twitter and the advertising revenues have dropped massively. I would assume/hope that the same will happen to Instagram when that becomes a total fucking cesspit like Twitter.

Dubravka got a lovely send off too which was nice.

One of the most enjoyable matches I’ve ever been to. I thought Joelinton and Dan Burn were phenomenal, as was everyone else. Isak was the best player on the pitch while he was on.

Glorious.

Most importantly, when do we get the compilation of the Spurs Youtubers watching the match? I enjoyed the Korean lads earlier in the season.

Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age.

You’re starting to get the hang of this photoshop lark.

It’s great having two centre mids who are so comfortable taking the ball in tight spaces. Really helps control the game.

Brilliant goal all round. Murphy has been a revelation in the past month.

Aye, some of their writers are fucking tragic. The only surprising thing was that it wasn’t written by Jonathan Liew or Barney Ronay.

I doubt we could afford Bowen but he would be a brilliant signing. He is pissing away his career at West Ham, should be playing at a much higher level.

Yep, I’ll go with that. I’d also add that the city centre is compact and has a lot of character, much like Newcastle. I don’t mind Carragher though so I’d like to swap him out for 80s sitcom ‘Bread’.

I don’t think it is mackemesque in the slightest. The fact is, Leicester were absolutely fucking shite. That doesn’t in any way detract from our performance. We were brilliant, 4-0 massively flattered them but a significant factor was just how bad Leicester were.

Got tickets for Leftfield “Leftism & Beyond…” in May, very excited.