Greg

Not played this in ages but will get back into it soon. Got a canny game going where I won everything with the toon including back to back Premier League titles and also won the CL. I then left and took over at Dortmund, won the league first season but it was too easy so I resigned and I am now the manager of Gateshead.

An iPhone.

Most definitely.

They will give you entry for 90 days at immigration control at the airport, obviously you can't work etc.

Just placed an order for one. 16GB iphone for free with 1200 mins, 500 texts, unlimited data, £30 a month.

Very sad. RIP. No word of a lie, she used to be my next door neighbour when she lived in the Hilton Tower in Manchester. Had to be evicted in the end because of the shit that went on in her apartment. Fucking crazy stuff. Had it out with her a couple of times but she was never in her right mind. Sad news. RIP. Aye I remember you telling me that after Man City away last season. Very sad indeed. RIP.

'Matt Daniel-Baker, who stars in the comedy he co-wrote with Warren Llambias, has stressed despite the namesake their is no relation with current Newcastle chairman Derek Llambias.'

And which part of using a chasseur mix and Ragu sauce constitutes cooking, haway man put a bit of effort in it for the little lady! I suppose you want me to make the pasta sheets and forage fresh mushrooms as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making pasta is a piece of piss.

Coating your roasties in Semolina gives them a lovely slightly sweet crunchy-ness to them. Bollocks, that reminds me - I forgot to buy semolina last night. Supermarkets are chaos today according to the rock radio. Reports of people being stuck in carparks cos they are so busy. Same for retail parks too, so you're fucked if you haven't finished your shopping yet. Fucking idiots don't realise the shops are only closed for one day. I was cursing all the idiots myself yesterday. Until I realised, I was one of them. No problem if you're just doing your normal Christmas food shopping but some people buy 3 trolleys worth of food as if the shops will be shut for two weeks!

Coating your roasties in Semolina gives them a lovely slightly sweet crunchy-ness to them. Bollocks, that reminds me - I forgot to buy semolina last night. Supermarkets are chaos today according to the rock radio. Reports of people being stuck in carparks cos they are so busy. Same for retail parks too, so you're fucked if you haven't finished your shopping yet. Fucking idiots don't realise the shops are only closed for one day.

Are you giving the money to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation? If not, fuck off.

You were only a year out. A year out, what's a year amongst friends, my overall info was correct, yes? We don't know, nothing has actually been announced yet, I wouldn't take a short article in The Express as gospel.

You were only a year out.

Spurs and Shrewsbury

Why have I been blacked out? Both Newcastle and Bournemouth won yesterday. Sort it out Stevie.

According to nufc.com he is a Mackem!

Newcastle - Bournemouth

Yes.

My Whitley Bay side are on course for world domination, just won promotion to League 1!

I've had one for about a month now, great little thing.

Had a nice lunch but other that is was fucking shit.

Thank you!

Thanks man - the boy is going to Manchester so that has lowered my stress levels considerably. What are you studying there, and do you have any knowledge of Bowden Court - thats where the young fellow is heading I'm going into my 4th year studying Town & Country Planning. Never been in Bowden Court but know people who have lived there, it's in a good location right next to the Aquatics centre and Oxford Road and all the uni buildings although he will probably spend his entire first year getting pissed in Fallowfield.

Which Uni? I can only talk of the Uni of Manchester but last year Student Finance Direct fucked me over and hence I could not register for Uni as I didn't happen to have a spare £1.5K in the bank and what they got me to do was to set up a Direct Debit for January for the full £1500 which then allowed me to register on their computer system and give me the time to sort things with Student Finance Direct, once things were sorted with SFD the Uni cancelled the DD and all was fine.

not having a go at you, but it makes me laugh when people say the service was "brilliant". This usually means that the waitress smiled, exchanged pleasantries and brought the food without spilling it. Little things like coming out to meet me at my car and escorting us into the building under an umbrella in the pissing rain, things like that was what made the service here very good.