Smooth Operator

For myself at xmas:

I normally go with a date but once i've pulled the obligatory cock through the bottom of the popcorn tub i'd say on average 90% of the time i end up watching the rest of the picture on me jack jones.

You took a shit in those bogs? Fuck me i'd rather keep it brewing til full time than shit in there.

No really, fuck off.

All over in about a minute, knocked him down with the first punch, awesome.

Imagine cos she's a springbok she's not happy getting France Easy looking group for us and probs Serbia in round 2

Charlize Theron has got the thick blonde hollywood star who knows nothing about football down to a tee.

88 Minutes and The Crew courtesy of the Sky Player, both much better than i expected the former starring Stephen Graham who is fast becoming my favourite actor despite his uncanny resemblance to Wacky!

Stuck in that underground church bit trying to open the big doors, can't find a way up to the lever up a height to open it doing my fucking nut in!

Owt that keeps you out the dole queue at Byker Job Centre is a bonus tbh.

KD before you make a watch related anus horribullus just thought i'd mention if you weren't already aware that there's a Tag Heuer outlet shop at the MacArthur Glen in York, was there a few weeks back and had some smart little numbers around the £700 mark.

The making up is sooo worth it though!

As much as i like a tag that my friend is rankzilla! I'm a fan of the Carrerra range, i give you.....

You lazy cnut, all's you had to do was click more images for a bigger photo!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d.html/ref=m...O894&sr=8-1 Been thinking of getting this little number cos I'm sick of getting my often ultra slow Nokia N96 out to see the time! Wacky, you like a good timepiece, albeit a fake tag heuer more often than not, what you make of this?

A billionaire from being a black American who can play golf. It was inevitable in such a white middle/upper class sport tbh. You golf don't you? Yes what of it council scumbag?

A billionaire from being a black American who can play golf. It was inevitable in such a white middle/upper class sport tbh.

Police have ruled out drink as the cause and witnesses say the damage to the vehicle doesn't correspond to the damage to him. Sounds a bit fishy to me. I would suggest then perhaps he was injured before he got the car maybe?

Seriously injured after crashing into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his home in Florida. It's all over the news channels now.

I like to cum on the following in order: 1: Face 2: Tits 3: Arse 4: Front arse (not in but withdraw and then on it rather than in it, think it might be what's known in the trade as a creampie!)

Total joke that like ref and linesman want shot and have lost all respect for Henry.

They are selling them cards in the metrocentre for £20, my bro in law has done his and downloaded 100's of games.

They are selling them cards in the metrocentre for £20, my bro in law has done his and downloaded 100's of games.

They are selling them cards in the metrocentre for £20, my bro in law has done his and downloaded 100's of games.

Got mine this morning at 8am at Sainsbury's for £26, jumped the 200 strong queue and then jumped the queue again in store to go back for a second copy for my mate cos it was one per customer! British people in queues are numpty's.