Smooth Operator

Get in Vettel's engine just went up in flames!

And again on lap 32, mofo's can't stay on the track

Lol safety car in on lap 17 and then back out on lap 20!

Thanks darling, can I have another cuppa brought up please?

15 fucking laps behind the safety car this is a joke now, red bulls and Ferrari wimping about how wet it is ffs get on with it and get the safety car off the track I got up at quarter to 7 on a sunday morning for this man.

I'll do you a favour and bow out of this thread now

Good grief

If van der vaart humps like he plays his missus will be happy as larry, she's top drawer as well. Lucky fucka

I'm looking forward to get g a parking space now when I decide to have a late start

Ashamedly I watch this every week and if Cher doesn't win it'll be a miscarriage of justice, I'd love to.... What she's only how old?.....Er buy her album.

You're patter is worse than your avatar tbh Kevin, an ounce of nouse would enable you to realise I've not actually spat on his Adidas (they are trainers for future reference Kevin) as that's a public order offence and seeing as I was there with my kids also not the best example to be setting (hence only reason I'd be there is taking kids out not as a grown adult unlike these mackem reservists). Anyway have a good day Kevin and don't eat the blue Smarties.

Currently "doing a Tino" in the arcades in the metrocentre. I've spat on Campbell's Adidas when he was busy hooking a duck. Pair of pricks, scouting for itty bitty titty.

Aye wearing him like a feedbag as we speak

Thank fuck for that for a minute I thought Wacky had escaped from the Byker sex dungeon I locked him in last week.

Bellstank you say, how very dare you, would you care to quantify that my friend?

Cheers for all the birthday wishes and Wacky's post regarding my birthday dietary requirements.

Link pm please????

Did De Jong get sent off? Anyone got a working link wink wink? Please, asap.

Just downloaded new itunes version assumed it would pick up everything that was already on old itunes that it was replacing however not so. Am I missing a trick here or what? If i press sync it comes up saying it will wipe everything of my phone and replace it with whats on new version of itunes which is nowt!

Looks like we share the route to work laz.

Ha, what the fuck has gone on between wacky and this kevin like? And this young prick actually believes wacky's 21! I hope he dies choking on his own vomit judging by his crack in this thread. Nothing personal kev lad.

Fuck me man with the weekend we've just had and none of you fucka's have posted in this thread, its been fucking glorious man, chebs to the left, chebs to the right and chebs down the centre, big lasses, medium lasses, small lasses, white lasses, black lasses, yellow lasses, brown lasses it all works! Right on sister's!

Both FYEO and Blue Velvet to knickers off now for extra dollar. And some of them will love you long time after for mucho dollar should you fancy it too, dirty ho's.

a guide would be good mate if you don't mind cos that isn't really registering with me.

It's an Acer laptop, it's def either the hard drive or windows that's knackered, however my lack of technical knowledge prevents me from knowing what either of the suggested "fixes" involve! Anymore asistance greatly appreciated. Cheers.