Smooth Operator

All religion is a load of shite imo, my mother went through a stage when i was 13 of going to church and making us go to, i was getting thrown out of the Sunday School every week and they complained about me so I made a deal with my mother that if i read the bible and still thought it was a load of tripe then i could stop going, so i spent my time reading the book which is a good read tbh but i didn't believe a word of it. So I was allowed to stop going much to the relief of myself and my Sunday School teachers! Meant i could play football on a sunday morning which is what a Sunday morning is for, not poncing about praising something that more than likely doesn't exist.

Horror movies are shite imo, you settle down to watch a horror in full knowledge that they are gonna try and shock/scare/make you soil yourself - so how the fuck can people be shocked/scared/sitting in a pool of brown goo when happens?

You sound like a right bible-basher, you didn't knock on my door last Saturday morning asking if I praised the lord and would like to donate to the Christian fellowship did you, my response was to choke on my cornflakes and tell them i was a devout muslim and the backpack i was wearing wasn't for show.

They'll not want anywhere near my arse tonight - fucking lifting. Wor lass is sleeping in the bairns room it's that bad.

Aye, it's priceless, thinking of sending it to it's owner (along with the invoice for my kitchen floor and the deep cleaning of my living room carpet) with a note attached saying - you forgot this when you picked him up, it fell out during one of our bonding sessions!

Got the hamsters, caged them accordingly, nipped to Asda and on my return the bastards had escaped! Caught them like but how the fuck they got out in the first place is beyond me!

I'm struggling to figure out who the 3rd Amigo is?

Uncle Mark taught me everything I know, he's an old pro! Knocked the business on the head now like, thank fuck, what a watse of time although we made a tidy sum in the 2 months we were up and running. But having someone else's dog piss on your living room carpet, shite in your garage and rip your kitchen floor up isn't exactly what I call cricket. Got my own back on the poor excuse for a dog though, caught it with the outside of my left foot and a tooth came flying out it's mouth!

tbh

Allerdyce wasn't talking any sense last night when he said Nolan should be considered for England! So if Sam was picking the England team then he's for go either Gerrard or Lampard and go with Nolan would he - fuck that Sam. Adams doesn't belong on tv either, was he on there cos it was halloween? Fucking weirdo!

If we're playing our best players in their best positions then Dyer wouldn't make the first team tbh. Luque either IMO, stick with N'Zogbia i reckon as he's proving to be a quality player. 4-4-2 is the only way to go with Shearer up there with Owen. So it would be this for me ----------------GIVEN---------------- CARR---TAYLOR---BOUM/BRAMBLE---BABA SOLANO---PARKER--EMRE---N'ZOGBIA -----------SHEARER----OWEN---------------

So where is it you live Pud bearing in mind you work at the DSS, unless you're high up the food chain obviously??? Why not try knocking on his door and ask if you can borrow his fez? Also stay away from him when he's behind the wheel, i've heard he can be lethal at the controls of a car! Out of interest what does he drive?

I can see the similarities. If you know Wacky like i do you wouldn't spend any of your hard earned cash contacting the bastard!

Aye i've blown my beans with more force than that!

I don't pm anyone other than Wacky and i only PM him cos it saves me sending him a txt! As for Jimbo however!

That will be how your lass is of pigmy proportions then with the regular portions of hot wall paper paste she's devouring. As for the shorts manky, thats before i discovered what a sad bunch of bitter twisted people the jocks are, i was young though 51437[/snapback] I thought they were Scotland ones like. Circa 1990 World cup if I'm right. At the risk of appearing a right fucking dick-end (ok, with every certainty of appearing a right fucking dick-end).........is that photo actually of you mate? 51447[/snapback] Aye, my mother had put it in the chronicle a while back for my 30th, i think i was about 13. If I'm not mistaken thats a very gay looking swatch watch I'm wearing as well. What the fuck was going on? 51449[/snapback] Wacky in gay appearance shocker - run of the mill tbh

Good de-liver-y.

Say hello to my little friend............... got it yet? It's Al Pacino's mugshot from when he was arrested during his days as a street hustler in New York as a kid. I'm a big fan.

I'm a young lad with an older woman and it hasn't done me any harm, I'm salt of the earth.

They could but she's already let that out the hat, banning the lass would be out of order, whereas banging the lass............ 51564[/snapback] see what i mean? 51565[/snapback] Not really, what's the problem?

They could but she's already let that out the hat, banning the lass would be out of order.

No you can't, that's why you see those ratings when you buy a video or a computer game. As has been pointed out, you've completely missed the ironic nature of this thread. If you were related to me I'd much prefer you kept to Newcastle Online, things are much better policed over there. Yay! A censorship debate, now that would make this thread interesting. 51412[/snapback] well said mate so what's the answer then? should we restrict access to some threads? put warnings on the forum? get rid of all the kids? 51534[/snapback] Just ban Wacky tbh 51540[/snapback] I second that.

It's a proper love in this! Oh Wacky your posts tickle me pink, you funny little man! xxx Sort yourselves out.

a couple of hamsters? i dont you should give hamsters in pairs as they will litterally tear each other apart! We had a hamster that went missing so me being a great dad went to buy another one the same day to stop my daughter being upset. Obviously then the first little bugger turned up so i had to put them together in the cage. Needless to say we have only one hamster now, the strongest and fittest one ! 51535[/snapback] But when you see them in the pet shop there's about 4 of them all huddled up together - so i thought if i just pick 2 that are lying on top of each other sleeping happily then they'll be ok? Who suggested cleaning them every couple of days, once a week if they're lucky. Might just keep them in them balls you can get for them and let them out a few times for some food and drink, good exercise for them and it ensures there's no cage to clean and then i can just wipe clean the inside of the ball. Easy and practical, i might even strap the hoover to the back of one so I can sit back and relax.

Justified tbh